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The Robb Jobb

While watching this video about making wine from Monster[1] this morning and thinking about how I want nothing more than to try it, I wondered how this would do as a replacement for the energy drink portion of The Robb Jobb. What is the Robb Jobb? Good question, smart reader. The Robb Jobb is a punch of my own design that I have made on a handful of occasions over the past decade, the last time at my stag do in 2020. Each time everyone says it's delicious and then choas ensues.

"Robb I wanna make this right now, give me the recipe". Okay, calm down. As with all good recipes, it has one instruction: mix all this together.

I take no responsibility for what happens if you make or drink this. It is delecious though.


  1. It has to be made in the Monster region, otherwise it's just sparkling energy wine.

  • 2litres Vodka
  • 1litre Energy Drink
  • 500ml Lager
  • 100ml Lime Cordial

In your container of choice mix the vodka, energy drink, lager, and lime cordial. Serve with a ladel.

The Robb Jobb.cook
>> name: The Robb Jobb
>> notes: Ideally served from a bucket or comically large punch bowl with a ladel. | I've used [Tesco Blue Spark](https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/314819928) in the past for this but pick any energy drink you fancy. Or make it with Monster wine and let me know how it goes. | Heineken is my preference for the lager but any old crap will do.
In your container of choice mix the @Vodka{2%litres}, @Energy Drink{1%litre}, @Lager{500%ml}, and @Lime Cordial{100%ml}. Serve with a ladel.
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I wrote up the recipe no one for asking for: The Robb Jobb rknight.me/blog/the-robb-jobb/

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