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Mastodon github.com/rknightuk proven.lol/aaecd5Within a few hours of tickets going on sale for Relay's 10th anniversary live show last year there was a discussion in the Discord about ways to say what seats we had so other people could see who they're sitting next to[1]. So I got on it.
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The first step was to recreate the seating chart for the Hackney Empire. I could have hard-coded this but I really didn't want to so I created an object for every section (stalls, dress circle, upper circle). The widest part of the stalls is 48 seats (24 each side) but every row has a different amount of seats so I started with the following, then mapped over each row to add the "ghost" seats either side:
const raw = {
"G": 16,
"F": 40,
"E": 42,
"D": 42,
"C": 40,
"B": 36,
"A": 48
}
Object.keys(raw).map(key => {
let values = Array.apply(null, Array(raw[key])).map((x, i) => i+1)
if (raw[key] < 48)
{
const empty = Array.apply(null, Array((48 - raw[key])/2)).map(() => null)
values = empty.concat(values, empty)
}
stalls.push({
row: key,
seats: values.map(v => {
return {
taken: false,
number: v,
label: null,
key: v ? `${key}${v}` : null,
}
})
})
})
I also had to do some more custom objects to handle box seats and the non-standard layout of the accessible seats at the back of the stalls.
To get info on who's sitting where I setup a Google form and use the API to pull that data in on every build - I set the site to build every hour to pull in new data. The Eleventy data file pulls in the ticket data, then maps the area and seat number to a keyed object for that seat:
module.exports = async function() {
const data = await fetch(`https://sheets.googleapis.com/v4/spreadsheets/${process.env.SHEET_ID}/values/Sheet?key=${process.env.GOOGLE_API}`)
.then(res => res.json())
.then(json => {
return json
})
data.values.shift()
const ticketData = {
'S': {},
'DC': {},
'UC': {},
}
const levelKeys = {
'Stalls': 'S',
'Dress Circle': 'DC',
'Upper Circle': 'UC',
}
data.values.forEach(d => {
const key = levelKeys[d[1]]
let link = d[4]
if (link && !link.startsWith('http') && !link.startsWith('https'))
{
link = `https://${link}`
}
ticketData[key][d[2].replace(/\s/g,'').toUpperCase()] = {
name: d[3],
link: link,
discord: d[5],
}
})
return ticketData
}
With that data and the seat data, I output every seat for each floor.
{%- for key in stalls.seats %}
{%- for seat in key.seats %}
{% if seat.labelOnly %}
<div></div>
{% elif seat.number %}
<a
href="#"
class="{% if tickets['S'][seat.key] %}taken{% else %}free{% endif %}"
data-seat-key=""
{% if tickets['S'][seat.key] %}
data-seat="Stalls "
data-name=""
data-link=""
data-discord=""
{% endif %}
></a>
{% else %}
<div></div>
{% endif %}
{% if loop.index === 15 %} <div class="number-label"></div> {% endif %}
{% endfor%}
{% endfor%}
Putting all that together, I had my seating chart with taken seats highlighted in blue. Clicking on those would show the persons name, Discord username, and link to a website if they'd put one in.
A few days before the show, Kate pointed out that there was an issue with one of the floor's seating layout which I tried to fix but the convoluted system I'd used really didn't make this easy. If I was going to do this again, I'd just do the boring work of hard-coding every row of seats to get a more accurate layout. And just for fun, here's a photo from my seat at the show:
Or whoever's head you might have to stare at. Hi Jambo 👋 ⤾