Zach’s review published on Letterboxd:
I remember when I was 9 and I went to a sleepover, the time had come for everyone to pick a movie that they wanted to see. The options were THIS or the critically acclaimed, loved worldwide, greatest piece of fiction to ever be created Cars (2006). Every single person there screamed CARS! at the top of their lungs so it was almost a given that it would be played, but this one mouth breathing LOSER goes "my mom doesn't allow me to watch Cars!" Which just sounds like a crock of shit because I'd argue Cars is even more suitable for all ages. So they try to get ahold of the kids parents to see if he was telling the truth but to no avail his stupid ass parents didn't answer. So "A Bug's Life" was put on just in case he was telling the truth and tattled to his mom. I didn't pay attention to the movie out of protest and I still hate his guts 13 years later. Fuck him and his parents, pretty fun movie though.
Allow me to leave you with this powerful quote.
Sally: Forty years ago, that interstate down there didn't exist.
Lightning McQueen: Really?
Sally: Yeah. Back then, cars came across the country a whole different way.
Lightning McQueen: How do you mean?
Sally: Well, the road didn't cut through the land like that interstate. It moved with the land, it rose, it fell, it curved. Cars didn't drive on it to make great time. They drove on it to have a great time.
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