Wahltart Whit’s review published on Letterboxd:
She sells seashells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the laws of supply and demand, no one wants to buy shells cause there’s loads on the sand.
Step 1: you must create your sense of scarcity, shells will sell much better if people think they’re rare you see, bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide em all on an island til they’re rarer than the diamonds
Step 2: gotta make people think that they want em, really want em, really fuckin want em, hit em like Bronson
Influencers
Product placement
Featured prime time entertainment
If you don’t have a shell then you’re just a fucking waste man
3: it’s monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly, shells must sell that’ll be your new philosophy, swallow all your morals they’re a poor man’s quality
4: EXPAND, EXPAND, EXPAND, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
5: why just shells, why limit yourself, she sells seashells, sell oil as well
6: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell the water to a fish, sell the time to a clock.
7: press on the gas, take your foot of the brake, THEN RUN TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
8: big smile mate, that’s great, now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
9: POLARIZE THE PEOPLE, controversy is the game, it don’t if they hate if they all say your name
10
The world is yours
Step out on a stage to a round of applause
You’re a liar
A cheat
A devil
A whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore
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