Gladiator II
sh1t<3

Review by sh1t<3 Pro

Gladiator II

2024
★★★

Watched 26 Nov 2024

i claim the side that says that the first was better than this.

i came for 3 people (naturally):
1. paul mescal: he was good but i feel like he could’ve been better
2. pedro pascal: taken too soon, way! too soon 
3. joseph quinn: babe, what did they do to you. god you were a goddamn ghost and not in a hot way. you weren’t even the twin with syphilis…

came for them but i really stayed for:
1. alexander karim: you beautiful, beautiful man

anyways, kinda dragged. didn’t quite have the presence that i wanted. couldn’t be what russell crowe was back in the day, but still enjoyable i guess. these are all the truest of thoughts because i was 100% drunk when watching and am tipsy now.

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