jourdain searles’s review published on Letterboxd:
This review may contain spoilers.
I have a list of questions and complaints:
1) sprite’s hair is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
2) why did thena just stand there while gilgamesh was killed?
3) why didn’t thena and gilgamesh fuck?
4) was richard madden this bad on game of thrones?
5) why doesn’t gemma chan emote?
6) why did kingo just leave? i get he didn’t want to fight but he could have still been there.
7) why didn’t druig and makkari fuck?
8) the ikaris and sersi sex scene was hilarious.
9) why wasn’t angelina jolie the star?
10) what was up with that deviant who talked?
11) why did sersi love ikaris?
12) why did ikaris love sersi?
13) did ikaris and ajak fuck?
14) why did sprite love ikaris?
15) was the movie edited with a knife?
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