[ edit: if you're here to judge me for a review i wrote when i was 16, please move on and keep it to yourself ]
black phillip:
~ understands the value of butter
~ is a thicc boi
~ makes perfect asmr videos
~ rocks cowboy boots
~ sports long luscious locks
~ believes in morality and justice
~ stands for feminism and has a zero-tolerance policy for gaslighting and abuse.
it's official, black phillip is the perfect man.
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