The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
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Review by Jerry Patron

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

★★★★½

Rewatched 30 Oct 2021

Lone Star lunacy laved in an oleaginous human brine; bodily fluids leaking from every pore and orifice in the blisterin’ Texas sun. Tobe Hooper’s white trashish wasteland jubilee provides nary a haven from the maleficent maelstrom. There is no escape and your God will not save you. You are now at the mercy of the merciless, and they want to play. Death in destitution, like writhing cattle to the slaughter. Hang ‘em up, carve ‘em into pieces and throw them scraps on the floor there… just make sure you serve ‘em up hot!!!! America’s rotting flesh falls right off the bone.

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