The First Omen

The First Omen

An infuriating load of shit. Maybe the good reviews were as bewitched with the lead as I was. She charmed me! But oh my god. The kills were terrible. Omen films are about the cool kills.  Where was the tone of dread and menace. Ohhhhh spooky whispers in dark corridors with scary nuns fuck off.

Have edited out a plot hole that has been explained to me. I was dumb. But everything else stands. 

The do the all for you hanging again with cg flames and it’s just garbage. Also if you have have the literal devil beast on hand to rape someone for you maybe use that to scare the world instead of a human baby most people even if they weren’t part of the satanic gang would want to protect? Omen is so much cooler. The antichrist is here. It’s time. It must be stopped. This thing with a conspiracy of nuns and priests and over complicated prequel bullshit and that ludicrous marvel ending FUCK THIS MOVIE AND ANYONE WHO LIKES IT.

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