vic ✰♡✰♡’s review published on Letterboxd:
the whole musical will be in my head for the next week so i wanted my review to be a lyric but i couldn't pick one so here are several:
i was deep in a twitter fight about a problematic puppyyy *problematic pooch!*
daddy needs a little of that. dirty. soup.
we're gonna be cool beans. we're gonna keep the beans cool. we're gonna gonna keep the beans beans the cool keep the beans the cool keep the bean beans cool. beans cool? excellent!
we're gonna bury the body. right here in the lobby. underneath the wooden flooring where his corpse will ROT. we're gonna hack all his limbs off. did you say hack all his limbs off?
FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU *KILL YOUR ASS*
we know they love killing!
i certainly don't LOVE killing
BARRY'S ON THE LOOSE AND HE'S GOT A GUN AND HE'S GOT A MOTIVE TO KILL
i'm in a hurry!
dirty dudes must die!
DIRTY DUDES MUST DIEEEE
every dirty dude watch us nerds destroy your kind
CHASTITY WILL RISE! your soul'll be my PRIZEEEE
everybody cool, watch my score, rewrite the lore
of the nerds you MINIMISEDDDDD
WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOU? (and if i)
WHEN YOUR BODY'S GONE? (finally break the rules)
THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE FOR WHAT YOU'VE DOOONEEE (i will know my worth, i'm the ruler)
darkness will spare my sooouuul
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