10 Things I Hate About You
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10 Things I Hate About You 1999

★★★★★

Rewatched Nov 26, 2022

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Character Ranking:

1a) Kat Stratford
1b) Patrick Verona
2) Mr. Stratford
3) Michael
4) Bianca
5) Cameron
6) Mr Morgan
7) Joey Donner
8) Bogie
9) Ms. Perky
10) Mandella
11) Mr. Chapin
12) Chastity

Best Lines in the movie: (I might've missed some it's hard to write and watch)

1) What is with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?

2) Must be Nigel with the brie.

3) But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

4) Hey. Your eyes have a little green in them.

5) See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.

6) The shit hath hitteth the fan ith

7) Don't say shit like that to me, people can hear you.

8) I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
I think you can in Europe

9) Bianca still lets me play a few innings, you've had me on the bench for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence I won't even be able to watch the game.

10) I'll take you places you've never been before.
Like where? The 7/11 on Broadway?

11) Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?

12) Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?

13) I'm thinking of getting a Tercel. Yeah, that's a Toyota. It has dual side airbags and a spacious backseat.

14) We're making a statement.
Oh goody, something new and different for us!

15) OOOOO fight!

16) You're asking me out. That's so cute! What's your name again?

17) She's meeting some bikers, big ones, full of sperm.

18) But then you know there's always drums, bass, and maybe even a tambourine.

19) You know, you're not as vile as I thought you were.

20) And I'm back in the game!

21) Shit, Bianca. I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow!

22) Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist?

23) I'm confiscating this. This, too.

24) Thanks Mr. Morgan.
Shut up.

25) I know every cop in town, bucko!

26) No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.

27) Okay, well. Now that you've seen the plan, I'm gonna go and show the plan to someone else.

28) Shaft, lose the glasses.

29) Maybe if we were the last two people alive and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?

30) You are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy I don't care how dope his ride is.

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