kevinjseamon’s review published on Letterboxd:
Lemme save ya 90 mins:
35 or so mins in, Jessica Biel delivers this fiery monologue: “First the ground rules. If you say too many stupid things, I'll have to slug you. If you say anything nasty about Jake, I'll have to slug you. If you try to feel me up, I'll have to slug you. If you make me listen to any sexist, racist, or homophobic jokes, I'm gonna have to slug you. And finally, I might just have to slug you from time to time, simply because I find the prospect of driving across the country with you incredibly stressful!”
This is the second best part of the movie.
The first is when JTT wakes up lost in the desert with a Santa hat, suit, and beard GLUED to his head, face, and body, and screams up at the sky: “THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!”
Sure is, buddy.
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