Paint Drying
Jacob Pettry

Review by Jacob Pettry Patron

Paint Drying 2016

Watched 31 Oct 2023

Hey y'all, I've been dealing with some pretty serious burnout and some not so stellar brain worms lately, and with a family vacation looming on the horizon I likely won't be on here for a week or two. My hope is that a little less screen time and some classic outdoors shenanigans will drag me out of my rut. I'm sharing this both because I'm an incredible narcissist at my core and because genuinely from the bottom of my heart I appreciate my mutuals on here. I don't really have anyone in my life that has any interest in sharing this hobby with me, so I get a lot out of having you all read my poorly written, insanely terrible takes and also from reading your incredibly fresh opinions written in the most gorgeous prose. This has been a tough year for me irl, and talking with all of you about something I'm truly passionate about has been a welcome distraction from a lot of rough changes in my life, and I really want to thank you all for providing me with that.

So yeah, I'm not dead or kidnapped or something asinine like that. I'm just in a cave somewhere, eating strange mushrooms and charging the most apologetic 7/10 review for a terrible 50's Japanese sci-fi flick ever written. Happy Halloween y'all and see you on the other side.

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