The Lighthouse
iLuvFindingNemo

Review by iLuvFindingNemo

The Lighthouse

2019
½

Watched 28 Oct 2019

Wow, you would think a movie with such a heavy presence of water would be able to come up with an interesting fish related plot, but instead it’s just a bunch of black and white fake artsy tentacle porn fetish. I understand if you want to make your movie artsy but removing color definitely takes away the possibility of using bright orange fish in your movie. How am I supposed to relate to a remote location without clownfish or a local McDonald’s for the characters to dine at? I demand a refund, I will not tolerate this. They could have made it better if they had some sort of callback to the classic film Finding Nemo. There are ways to do this without sacrificing the art of the movie. For example you could have some intense sea turtle intercourse scene featuring the surfer dude sea turtle characters from Finding Nemo. Just a thought. Overall this movie is boring and pretentious and could have benefited from close up sea turtle penetration.

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