Tarot
Conor&That

Review by Conor&That

Tarot 2024

★½

Watched 05 May 2024

Brother, the only thing good about this movie is the fucking visuals, the lighting and creature designs were pretty good.

This is seriously bottom level horror, where wasted performers play dumb Americans who pull every generic, dumb trope out of the box, culminating in one of the laziest, most comical PG-13 horrors that relies mostly on exposition and card reading to drive the plot forward. 

Trying to do Avantika dirty as well, Jacob Batalon was a fucking tosser in this movie though. 

Awful movie, Tarot-ble I’d go as far to say.

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