Atheist Bale’s review published on Letterboxd:
My sister had never seen this before, here are some of her commentary quotes:
Spider-man 3 reference in opening:
-OK, that's pretty funny.
-Since when is Peter Parker BLONDE?
"Sunflower" scene:
-*Mumbled singing*
Siren "Say it back" scene:
-I would die if dad pulled that in public.
"Hey" scene with Gwen:
-Oh my GOD, this is not happening.
Spider-man death scene:
-GREEN GOBLIN IS HUUUUUGE!
-This man has huge fists.
-Did they kill him? Just like that? Does that happen in the comics?
Peter B. Parker's first appearance:
-Is that the guy from New Girl?
-Why is Spider-man such a bum?
-He's such a fatass!
Olivia Octavius reveal:
-Oh shit, is that Doc Ock? OH SHIT.
Spider-verse reveals:
-What the fuck?
-What the fuck?
-What the FUCK? Why is he a pig?
House fight:
-*gasp* It's his UNCLE?! TAKE OFF YOUR MASK.
-Can they PLEASE get out of Aunt May's house while they fight?!
Apartment scene:
-Is that a Chance the Rapper poster?
Kingpin's dinner
-How do they let this massive man out in public?
-It can't be that easy. *movie quote follows* IT IS?!
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