Maze Runner: The Death Cure
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Review by elliot ✶

Maze Runner: The Death Cure 2018

★★★★★

Rewatched 31 Aug 2024

i KNOW (i know) that i've reviewed this stupid gay movie three times. i'm reviewing it again to seethe over this, because i'm never coping. newt was in love with thomas. that boy was In Love With Thomas. i shook and sobbed like a rabid dog and stared in horror as newt bled out in thomas' arms and all he said was "tommy" — wtf. that's bullshit. i'm sick to my stomach. i'm gonna stay sick to my stomach over this and never ever get over it.

but like newt (thomas) getting all pissy and slamming thomas (dylan) against the wall and having no personal space and being jealous as fuck and hating teresa is such a performance, ten outta fucking ten.

would never recommend, but i would do it again. wonderful experience that made me want to rethink all of my life choices.

there is not a day that's gonna pass where i don't think about newt dying and thomas reading the note and the stupid gay angst i felt during this entire thing.

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