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--------------- ( I feel very important today. I will procede to base the hole fucking review on a goddamn quote ) :

Hey folks, ..., I'm not dead or anything, honestly just haven't seen any movies. Brought upon my last strengths to try to write this, so don't you dare think this’s gonna be a fucking mediocre movie review. We don’t do that here.

I haven't really worked my ass off; as I used to do with my written work.
The goal of offering the best of the greatest, quality reviews.
It's my fucking job, you will submit at what I say.
"Greatest quality reviews". Fucking understand it.

You are mistaken, and I am right, I own your opinions on Cinema.

Anyways, here is a quote;

"Everybody lies." -- Dr. Gregory House

(This is a direct quote taken from famous TV Show "House M.D" )
--Spoken by House, played by Hugh Laurie. (2004-2012).

See? I just don’t give a fuck.

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--------------- ( Ya ves que putas largo quedo esto *la pelicula* . Al cabron que hizo la bomba, no lo juzgan solo le niegan *en el momento del juicio*. Te regala el fin de la guerra, y haceis un final super tenso en blanco y negro.
Mijo, el esta bien the whole movie. No has entendido. Yo tampoco) :

Weeellll… tha was a pretty long title there. I hope there won't be any confusion with the slight change in accent & “langue”. <<french word motherfucker>>
I had to watch the movie 3 (and a fourth actually) times to understand each and every scene. Some people read the book and then look at the movie.

Those people probably feel fucking smart.

Well I’ve got a method. I watch the movie multiple times until I can remember all the dialogue structure of the movie.
I was born able to recite dialogue from just brutal exposure to a repeated sequence of movies non-stop.
For example I know by heart;
Ironman 1,
All volumes of Ace Ventura,
Django,
Wolf of Wall Street,
Alvin and Chipmunks Volumes fkn (1,2,3) , just to name a few.

I would just like to remarque what fucking amazing abilities I am able of performing.
I am therefore; and unquestionably, probably your dad. Because I own you in the realm of analyzing movies, that would make me your dad.
You don't have to worry about me being superior to you, it’s alright. Go do your mortal things.

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—----------(Translation Issue out of the way) :

Me, being superior. Of course, I watch movies in their original language, it's a sin towards our society to not do so. Amen. But.
I can’t know all translation subtitles by heart if their are different versions depending on the place dialogue is being translated. Multiple versions exist since the latin american edition’s exist also parallel to the good one, Dobaleje Castellano .
I consider myself to be at the top tier of knowledge and expertise in the movie industry field, and still find myself unable to answer certain questions.
Why the latin american translation version exists? This is something that I haven’t been able to understand, let alone tolerate.Our world already has a Doblaje Castellano translation version.
As modern society we need to understand that development is inevitable, Castellano version says all the words right and actually pronounces the C’s.

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—-------------------- ( Ya se que no lo has leido, lo dudo un monton, honestamente hay gente tan aburrida como yo?
comeme la polla, pinga, nepe, movimiento naranja ) :

Anyways I'm glad the translation issue it’s out of the way. Oppenheimer is long but if you are able to keep up with all the info being shot at you every minute. It’s honestly so good. It was my second time seeing it that I discovered that this dude ;
“Werner Karl Heisenberg”

… appears in Germany giving lectures. Well this guy was Nazi-Germany's favorite scientist for nuclear research. Anyways I thought that was cool.
Some other guys, I have honestly no fucking clue. Well I guess they where important, cause fucking Christopher Nolan here, stuffs wathever new face he can get in.

For a 3 three hour movie the ending is important. Cause imagine you wasted those 2 hours and a half minutes watching some shit change colors. You want a good ending right? Well if you understood the movie it’s a good ending.
Now get the fuck out of my face.

8.6/10