The Nice Guys
Andyboii

Review by Andyboii

The Nice Guys 2016

★★★★

Rewatched 23 Jun 2023

Here is 10 reasons why Ryan gosling is literally me

10. He is a professional alcoloic (i drink alcohiol today)


9. He questions mermaids (i am personally very much against live action Disney Remakes and think they are soulless cashgrabs and i therefore question mermaids like Ariel)


8. He thinkporn is bad (i think there is too many women)


7. he drives (You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?)


6. he drives alcholic (i do this too)


5. He supports free speech (i love racism)


4. hes stupid and doesnt know what the fuck is happening 90% of the time (what am i supposed to put here)


3. Falls on grass when alcolich ( i did this once (shoutout to the people who were there)(to one specific person who knows who he is fuck you))


2. gets no bitches (i mean i got three dogs but is that really enough?)


1. he is me (i am him)

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