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Created October 21, 2009 05:59
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  1. mattn revised this gist Oct 21, 2009. 1 changed file with 5 additions and 5 deletions.
    10 changes: 5 additions & 5 deletions oppai.js
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    @@ -6,11 +6,11 @@ try {
    'ｖ' : function(x){ return x==this['ｖ']?x('とんがりおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x}
    }) {

    alert((の)(の))
    alert((メ)(メ))
    alert((д)(д))
    alert((ｖ)(ｖ))
    alert((ｖ)(д))
    alert((の)(の)) // へのへのおっぱい
    alert((メ)(メ)) // 傷物おっぱい
    alert((д)(д)) // ニプレスおっぱい
    alert((ｖ)(ｖ)) // とんがりおっぱい
    alert((ｖ)(д)) // エラー
    }
    } catch(e) {
    alert('引数には乳首しか受け付けません:' + e);
  2. mattn revised this gist Oct 21, 2009. 1 changed file with 14 additions and 14 deletions.
    28 changes: 14 additions & 14 deletions oppai.js
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    @@ -1,17 +1,17 @@
    try {
    with({
    'の' : function(x){ return x==this['の']?x('へのへのおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'メ' : function(x){ return x==this['メ']?x('傷物おっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'д' : function(x){ return x==this['д']?x('ニプレスおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'ｖ' : function(x){ return x==this['ｖ']?x('とんがりおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x}
    }) {
    with({
    'の' : function(x){ return x==this['の']?x('へのへのおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'メ' : function(x){ return x==this['メ']?x('傷物おっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'д' : function(x){ return x==this['д']?x('ニプレスおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'ｖ' : function(x){ return x==this['ｖ']?x('とんがりおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x}
    }) {

    alert((の)(の))
    alert((メ)(メ))
    alert((д)(д))
    alert((ｖ)(ｖ))
    alert((ｖ)(д))
    }
    alert((の)(の))
    alert((メ)(メ))
    alert((д)(д))
    alert((ｖ)(ｖ))
    alert((ｖ)(д))
    }
    } catch(e) {
    alert('引数には乳首しか受け付けません:' + e);
    }
    alert('引数には乳首しか受け付けません:' + e);
    }
  3. mattn created this gist Oct 21, 2009.
    17 changes: 17 additions & 0 deletions oppai.js
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    @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
    try {
    with({
    'の' : function(x){ return x==this['の']?x('へのへのおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'メ' : function(x){ return x==this['メ']?x('傷物おっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'д' : function(x){ return x==this['д']?x('ニプレスおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x},
    'ｖ' : function(x){ return x==this['ｖ']?x('とんがりおっぱい'):x.call?(function(){throw x})():x}
    }) {

    alert((の)(の))
    alert((メ)(メ))
    alert((д)(д))
    alert((ｖ)(ｖ))
    alert((ｖ)(д))
    }
    } catch(e) {
    alert('引数には乳首しか受け付けません:' + e);
    }