Natural Deodorant Unable To Perform During High Pressure Situation

Hello. I missed you.

its rejected friday. enjoy. 

Duchess Kate tells crowd: I can feel baby kicking

Whose baby is that? 

Couple’s missing wedding band returned after 40 years

Well… ITS ABOUT TIME. Ridiculous….

I hope they at least play free bird.

submitted by: Chris Dixon. 

Greenland ice less vulnerable than feared: study

oh sh*t. That ice is no joke. 

Lone wolf continues search for pack in Calif.

oh man, I feel so bad for him. You would think that after winning the basketball championship, he would have no problems.

School named for ‘notorious bandit’

Swiper NO SWIPING. this is a Dora the Explorer reference. Welcome to my new low. 

Back from vacation. Lets do this!

Every Day An Ugly Holiday Sweater Party At Local Nursing Home

Does that hilarious 30 something couple really have to include them in their Facebook photos? 

Its Rejected Friday.  as always the headline is provided by @rejectedonion 

happy holidays y'all  

Betty White to spend Christmas alone with her dog

I had no idea that Betty White and TV’s Dog the Bounty Hunter were so close. 

Bomb squad finds smoking package hidden at Pittsburgh airport 

BUSTED!

Evel Knievel’s daredevil helmet hits auction block

Oh man, he never even had a chance. And what a bizarre event. 

Rice meeting with senators fails to dampen criticism

talk to the hand, cause the face aint hearing it. 

ok guys. Im going to try to get back on track here… feel free to give me some encouragement. 

Bills hold on to take down Dolphins

Both Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman are jerks. 

Steer clear. 

California karate student pummels intruder found in bathroom

Sweep the leg! and the floor while you are at it. That bathroom is filthy.

Sorry, music lessons can’t teach perfect pitch

I would expect more from a male flautist.