My live online workshop all about public speaking. Learn how to create and deliver great technical talks.

1-2 September, 14:00-18:00 BST, online. £165 - £225. • More details and booking

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I do interesting things with computers, code, comedy, music and video, then I travel all over the world and tell people about it. I provide software training and consultancy through my company Ursatile. I'm a keynote speaker, I'm a Microsoft MVP, I created Rockstar, an esoteric programming language that started as a joke and ended up in Classic Rock magazine, and I own the best web address in the history of the internet.

Studio headshot of Dylan Beattie in front of a yellow background.

About Me

Who I am and what I do, plus speaker bios and photographs to use if you'd like details for your event website.

Speaking

I speak at technology conferences, meetups and community events all over the world.

Projects

Tech things I've done, including the Rockstar programming language.

Musical Parodies

I write and perform musical parodies of classic songs. You'll find some of them here.