PIE RATZ DAY 2024

 white fizh wavez everee one

& wel come two a trout tee vee

re run oh 

a re run 

oh a re run

N starrin two nite 

R palz

COPPEE & PASTE

who a greed to coppee N paste

R pie rantz day shantee

onze again

HIT IT ♫♪♫♫♪♫

 

 

                            a blak spot upon yur sole 

ye bass terd chckn burd

ye will walk de gang plank 
a squawk will knot bee hurd

 

little did ye noe 
ye haz been measured for yur chainz

scurveez iz in yur sole 
N scurveez in yur brainz

 

we shall splice de main brace 
afturr ewe iz gone

  bee watchin ewe ye bass terd chckn
shoot a crozz de lawn

 

we haz rigged sum chain shot 
ta shoot ye two de mooned

N ther ye stay ye bass terd chckn
yez ye bee marooned

 

dead men they tell noe talez 
  thiz inn cloodz ye bass terd burd

tis davey jonez locker for ye 
ye betcha... this iz werd

 

now we think we shall take a caulk 
coz we iz done with R song

two all ewe R pie ratz palz
 heerz two health de hole yeer long ~

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live de shantee

😸😸😸😸😸😸😸

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PLAZ YUR ORDER HEER

 

white fizh wavez everee one

N wel come two nother 

trout tee vee eppa soda

eye am callin 

lunch brake 

at de drive throo window

~~~~ cracklin voiz :

that will be 195.50

please pull up to the next window

to pick up yur order

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

damn if de price oh a fizh 

samich 

thatz knot even on bread

haz knot gone up in price 

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

heerz two a happee 

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live catz that

can drive ther own carz :) 

© sepember 11, 2024

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A CRIME A GAINST FOLI AGE 9.4

 

whitefish wavez everee one

trout tee vee

 will ree zoom next week 

 az de followin izza troo storee 

az toll ta me mackerull 

bye de food servizz gurl 

N iz called 

de easturr rabbitz wild hare cuzinz

~~~~ ore ~~~~

a crime against foli age

thiz iz de mom oh de wild hare cuzin 

N it was over hurd what her said

letz listen~~~

 mom hare: ewe R now oh an age 

when ewe knead ta lurn de fax oh life

ewe knead ta lurn ta bee ree source full

N eat any N all foli age ewe see

venture forth N snax well

small hare: 

eye will lurn ta bee ree morse full

oh de foli age eye con soom

mom hare: noe...knot ree MORSE ful

ewe must bee ree SOURCE ful

small hare: will ewe join me 

in de crime a gainst foliage

mom hare: damn strait eye will

two date theez harez haz consoomed:

three full sized english daizy

one geranium

a black eye susan

8 dusty miller

two gerbera daizy

all de bloomz off de day lilleez

de hydrangea leeevez

7 mariogold

an umbrella plant

hosta leavez

pea tunie ya and

peppermint plantz

😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end 

peace out N rock on 

long live top soil

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