We’re on safari with a South African guide, but it’s not what you think. The open plains are of the rolling, Herefordshire variety, the weather is a light drizzle, sadly lacking a sub-Saharan heat haze, and my sundowner will most likely be a pint of best Welsh bitter from just over the border. And here, filling my spotter jotter... read full story
"I was a policeman in South Africa for 37 years, and I'm still getting spat at and kicked every day, just now by alpacas."