Dear Smiley: When I was a youngster, my parents had my godparents over for a barbecue sirloin steak dinner. My father went inside to get something and came out just in time to see a neighborhood dog snatch the big steak off the grill. He managed to wrestle the steak away from the dog, plopped it back on the grill for a... read full story
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