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3rd Rock from the Sun

The bathroom has been stocked with two kinds of toilet paper. I, and I alone, get the quilted kind.

–Evil Dick,, See Dick Continue to Run: Part 1

Season 2 of 3rd Rock from the Sun had it's season premiere on September 22, 1996 with See Dick Continue To Run, Pt 1 and continued until the season finale, A Nightmare on Dick Street, Pt 2, on May 18, 1997.

The season contained 26 episodes, the second largest amount of episodes in a season, behind Season 3, which contained 27.

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No in series No in season Title Directed by Written by Original air date Production code
21 1 "See Dick Continue To Run, Pt 1" Robert Berlinger Bill Martin & Mike Schiff September 22, 1996 201
'Evil Dick' proceeds to take over the Solomon family and boss them around. He asks them to fetch a list of materials with which he secretly plans to spawn his own private army of clones; he then asks Mary to dinner at his house, hoping to lure her into bed. Just as Sally, Harry and Tommy have had enough of 'Evil Dick', Harry discovers that the real Dick is still locked in the basement.
22 2 "See Dick Continue to Run, Pt 2" Robert Berlinger Bill Martin & Mike Schiff September 22, 1996 202
The Solomons free the real Dick, who arrives upstairs to find his evil counterpart wooing Mary in the living room. Dick is upset by this, and retreats outside to the Rambler, but his family tell him that they've had enough of his evil counterpart, and convince Nice Dick to take on and defeat Evil Dick.
23 3 "Hotel Dick" Robert Berlinger Bob Kushell September 29, 1996 205
Now that he is growing closer to Mary, Dick begins to feel that he should tell her the truth about where he and the others really come from. Unable to find the right situation in which to do this, however, he takes his family to a sci-fi convention, where Sally falls in love with the room service at the hotel, orders far too much, and racks up an enormous bill.
24 4 "Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space" Robert Berlinger Christine Zander October 6, 1996 203
Relationships are in trouble; Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting because Mr. Randall feels that Sally takes charge of their relationship, and Dick suggests that having sex might solve the problem. Meanwhile, Tommy's girlfriend August decides to test his loyalty to her by pretending that her face has been disfigured in an accident.
25 5 "Much Ado About Dick" Robert Berlinger Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein October 12, 1996 204
Mary doesn't want anybody in the department to know that she and Dick are having a relationship, but Dick doesn't understand why. Meanwhile, Sally runs into Officer Don again and decides that she wants to become a cop, much to Dick's horror. Tommy is frustrated because he doesn't have any transportation.
26 6 "Dick The Vote" Robert Berlinger David Goetsch & Jason Venokur October 27, 1996 207
The local park is about to be developed and when Harry accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike, he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, Dick struggles to understand the concept of each person's opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Harry is the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhand opposition leader (Al Franken) hires Officer Don to dig up dirt on Harry, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.
27 7 "Fourth And Dick" Robert Berlinger Andrew Orenstein & Michael Glouberman November 3, 1996 206
t's homecoming weekend and everybody is excited about the football game, except for Dick, who can't understand what all the fuss is about, and believes Pendleton University to have no chance of winning.Harry gets a job as a member of security staff at the game, and Sally befriends Nina and accompanies her, while Tommy falls for his glee club teacher, and invites her to the game in the hope of hitting on her.
28 8 "World's Greatest Dick" Robert Berlinger David Goetsch & Jason Venokur November 10, 1996 208
Dick enlists Tommy in a school for gifted students, in the hope of achieving some degree of pride as his 'father', but Tommy dislikes the school and wants to return to his state high school. Meanwhile, Sally meets a gay man in a bar, but doesn't realize what that means and takes a fancy to him. He, however, thinks her to be a drag queen.
29 9 "My Mother the Alien" Robert Berlinger David M. Israel & Jim O'Doherty November 17, 1996 209
Mrs. Dubcek asks the Solomons to babysit her grandson (her son's son) while she goes away, but Sally becomes attached to the child, adopts it as her own and refuses to give it back. Meanwhile, Dick pleads with Mary to let him feed her fish when she goes away, but ends up accidentally killing them all, when he buys them a carnivorous 'friend'.
30 10 "Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick" Robert Berlinger Bob Kushell & Christine Zander November 24, 1996 210
It is Thanksgiving, but the Solomons have no idea what is going on, and think that the world is ending, because everybody is either leaving town hurriedly or buying large amounts of food. Once they realize what is really going on, they invite Mary, Mrs. Dubcek and Mrs. Dubcek's daughter Vicki (Jan Hooks) to eat dinner with them, but Dick ends up falling out with Tommy, who storms off. Meanwhile, it becomes clear that there is a spark between Harry and Vicki, who end up having sex on Mrs. Dubcek's kitchen table.
31 11 "Dick Jokes" Robert Berlinger David M. Israel & Jim O'Doherty December 8, 1996 211
The Solomons visit a comedy club, where a comedian is making jokes about his mother, but Dick struggles to understand why the ridicule is funny. Meanwhile, Mary is holding an event and has asked another faculty member to host it, causing Dick to become jealous and strive to be funny, so that Mary might choose him instead. Back at home, Sally is building a set of shelves to hold all of her shoes, and Harry is upset because he has lost his beloved fur coat.
32 12 "Jolly Old St. Dick" Robert Berlinger Bill Martin & Mike Schiff December 15, 1996 212
The Solomons are excitedly preparing for Christmas. Sally has a festive job as a gift wrapper and Harry as Santa's assistant in the mall, but their Christmas spirit is drowned when Dick is arrested for attempting to cut somebody's tree down for his living room, Sally and her shoppers get into an argument and Harry discovers that the Santa he is working for isn't the real one, while Tommy is frustrated that girlfriend August won't tell him what she wants for Christmas.
33 13 "Proud Dick" Robert Berlinger David Sacks January 5, 1997 213
When Mary is given a better parking space than Dick, he becomes jealous and threatens to quit his job, but unfortunately, this gets him fired, and he is too proud to ask for his job back, remaining convinced that the university will cave in and offer it back. To make ends meet, he gets a job working in Rusty's a local burger bar, but he is made fun of by his students. Meanwhile, Harry is blown off the roof by a tornado and temporarily loses his memory, leaving him terrified when he discovers that he is living with aliens.
34 14 "Romeo & Juliet & Dick" Robert Berlinger Bonnie Tuner & Terry Turner January 12, 1997 214
Tommy asks Dick to direct his school production of Romeo and Juliet, in the hope that he will be able to play Romeo, and his girlfriend Juliet. However, in typical fashion, Dick takes over the play and dominates the actors, demoting Tommy to 'prop guy'. Meanwhile, Mary's parking fines have finally caught up with her, and she is faced with a huge charge, but Sally is convinced that Officer Don can get rid of them. At home, Tommy has to make the poison that Juliet must drink, but unfortunately Mrs. Dubcek accidentally drinks it and passes out, leading to a complicated situation when some of her old friends visit.
35 15 "Guilty As Dick" Robert Berlinger David Goetsch & Jason Venokur February 2, 1997 215
While adjusting a vent for Mary, Dick falls and sprains his ankle. Mary feels guilty and tends to Dick's every need while he lies hurt in bed, and he soon comes to realize that this could be used to his advantage. Meanwhile, Harry is tired of sleeping on the washing machine and is seeking a new bedroom, so builds a den in a tree. Elsewhere, Tommy struggles to sell chocolate for school, until he realizes that he can use Sally's sex appeal.
36 16 "A Dick on One Knee" Terry Hughes Christine Zander February 16, 1997 217
Sally meets a French immigrant called Michel, who asks her to marry him so that he can remain in the country. Sally and the Solomons are overwhelmed, but Mary thinks that it is too soon. Meanwhile, Tommy is sent out to find a bouquet for the wedding and discovers that he has a talent for arranging flowers. Dick, inspired by Sally's wedding plans, talks about marriage with Mary.
37 17 "Same Old Song and Dick" Robert Berlinger Katy Ballard March 9, 1997 216
Dick feels that his relationship with Mary is in a rut, since it doesn't appear to be as exciting as it used to be, and strives to find new ways of livening it up. Meanwhile, Sally and Harry switch jobs, with Sally spending all day watching television and Harry doing all the shopping and housework; however, while Harry loves his new job, feeling a sense of purpose, Sally cannot stand doing nothing all day. At school, Tommy is delighted when he discovers that August is not as perfect as he thought.
38 18 "I Brake for Dick" Robert Berlinger Gregg Mettler March 16, 1997 218
Dick becomes upset when he accidentally hits a chipmunk with his car and becomes an animal rights activist, refusing to allow his family to wear or eat anything that is made from animal products. Meanwhile, Harry has become a scout and is breeding ants in the house, but Dick won't let Sally kill them. Tommy, however, feels guilty because he neglected to ask August to the school dance, and is trying to pen a letter to an agony aunt in the paper.
39 19 "Dick Behaving Badly" Robert Berlinger Bob Kushell March 23, 1997 219
When the Solomons accuse Dick of being "whipped" by Mary, Dick decides to try to become his own man, enlisting Harry's help to do so, and tells her that he won't be attending the party that they are holding. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy have a showdown with the game Monopoly, but it begins to spiral out of control, with each of the pair taking it too seriously.
40 20 "Dickmalion" Robert Berlinger Andrew Orenstein & Michael Glouberman April 13, 1997 220
Mary is trying to get in with Rutherford's high society, so she lets them use her house for an auction. She invites Dick, and her upper-class neighbors take to him immediately, and he earns the pair of them an invitation to their clubhouse. Meanwhile, Sally and Harry take up wrestling each other at home, while at school, Tommy tries to impress a girl (Linda Cardellini) by becoming a punk.
41 21 "Sensitive Dick" Terry Hughes Dick Sacks April 27, 1997 4398019
When Dick's class annoys him, he makes them write humiliating letters to their parents apologizing for wasting their money, and they file a complaint against him. He is required to attend sensitivity training classes, and subsequently becomes unprofessionally soft and loving, earning him a second complaint, which lands him in a hearing. Meanwhile, Mrs. Dubcek's daughter Vicki returns for her high school reunion and Harry escorts her as her date. Sally persuades Officer Don to let Tommy behind the wheel of his squad car, so that he can learn to drive.
42 22 "Will Work for Dick" Terry Hughes David Goetsch & Jason Venokur May 4, 1997 223
Finally fed up with Dick, Nina quits as his secretary and Dick hires Harry instead. Harry makes for a bad secretary and Dick snaps endlessly at him, causing Nina to tell Harry to fight back. Meanwhile, to further study the human experience, Sally decides that she wants to 're-live' the childhood that she never had, and attends a ballet school for children.
43 23 "Fifteen Minutes Of Dick" Terry Hughes Jim O'Doherty & David M. Israel May 11, 1997 222
When Mark Hamill unknowingly takes the Solomons' usual table in a restaurant, Sally beats him up and unwittingly becomes a local hero, appearing on local television and receiving visits from the press. While Harry is ecstatic and volunteers himself as Sally's loyal assistant, Dick becomes extremely jealous and wants a piece of the limelight himself.
44 24 "Dick and the Single Girl" Terry Hughes Mark Brazill & Christine Zander May 11, 1997 224
Mary introduces Dick to a shy, bookish professor who is leaving the faculty, only to be horrified when she takes a liking to him. Meanwhile, Sally begins to realize that she is only attracted to Officer Don because of his police uniform; while Harry and Tommy attempt to pen their own, perfect, episode of The X Files.
45 25 "A Nightmare on Dick Street, Pt 1" Terry Hughes Bill Martin & Mike Schiff & Bob Kushell May 18, 1997 225
When Mary announces that she is going to Borneo for a year, Dick is desperate to keep her from leaving, so Nina hints that he should propose to her. Dick and Sally experience dreaming for the first time and become convinced that they are losing their minds, so they start taking pills, which make the situation worse by spacing Dick and Sally out so that they don't have a clue what is going on. As a result, when Mary confronts Dick, voicing her worry about leaving him, he appears not to care and she decides to go to Borneo. Harry and Tommy decide to contact the home planet and request that the unit be brought home for emergency maintenance, possibly to never return.
46 26 "A Nightmare on Dick Street, Pt 2" Phil Joanou Bill Martin & Mike Schiff & Bob Kushell May 18, 1997 226
Harry and Tommy inform Dick that they leave Earth that night, but he refuses to leave Mary. Back at home, Harry and Tommy experience their first dreams as well, and believe that they too are losing their minds. When the time to leave arrives, the aliens find Dick, but he tells them that he's staying on Earth with Mary, and, reluctantly, they leave without him. Upon talking to Mary, however, Dick realizes that the dreams that they have been having are entirely normal and rushes to find his family before it is too late.

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