42 Coffee Quotes to Jazz Up Your Love For Java

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."

"He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something."

"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."

"I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee."

"Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep."

"Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office."

"Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs."

"I like instant gratification. It's like instant coffee, only it won't keep you up at night."

"Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven."

"Science my never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."

"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons."

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing.”

“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”

“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.”

“If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.”

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”

“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?”

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”