After a long hot summer, it’s impossible not to get excited about everything that comes with the arrival of fall. Cooler, crisper temperatures mean that the time is right to trade sundresses for sweaters. Shorter days mean it’s more pleasant to take those morning walks thanks to a landscape of glittering golds, pumpkin oranges, and ruby reds. (If you live in a spot that’s a bit lacking in the leaf peeping department, we suggest you plan a fantastic foliage road trip!) Perhaps most importantly, autumn means it’s time to plan a few apple picking getaways. You can don a sweater, walk through the orchard, and fill your buckets to the brim with Honeycrisps, Braeburns, Empires, and more varieties. (Might as well take in a few mugs of cider and donuts while you’re there, too.)

While some people focus on what they’re going to make with their bounty—apple pies, apple fritters, apple sauce, apple martinis—other folks are more concerned with the bigger picture. Literally. After all, if you don’t post proof of your picking online, did it even happen? Once every hair is in place, the smile is just right, and the apples are arranged just so, the only other thing to get right is the caption. Try one of these hard-core options and prepare to bask in the glory of likes while snacking on the fruits of your labor.

Fun Apple Picking Captions

  1. How you like them apples?
  2. I love apple picking to its core.
  3. Don’t be a crab apple.
  4. Currently experiencing a little pick-me-up!
  5. Just pickin’!
  6. The Empire strikes back!
  7. Here’s to the apple of my pie.
  8. An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
  9. Adventure today, apple cider tomorrow.
  10. I’ve fallen for apples, and I can’t get up.
  11. It’s 5:00 somewhere. Apple-tinis anyone?
  12. I feel the need. The need for seeds.
  13. Don’t sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.
  14. Keep calm, carry on, and eat an apple.
  15. Loving my visit to the Big Apple!
  16. Who says you only get one bite at the apple?
  17. Apple pie order up!
  18. It’s all apples to apples.
  19. I’m one smart apple!
  20. Bye, bye Miss American Pie!

Group Apple Picking Photo Captions

  1. Introducing, the apples of my eye!
  2. No bad apples here!
  3. Presenting: The Golden Girls
  4. The Apple Dumpling Gang
  5. Gala VIPs
  6. Rise of the Pink Ladies!
  7. Mr. & Mrs. Granny Smith
  8. Legends of the fall!
  9. We’re as American as apple pie.
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Punny Apple Picking Captions

  1. No big deal—I’m just a STEM overachiever.
  2. Like Gaga, I live for the apple-ause
  3. I finally found the apple of my eye.
  4. Looking for the Genius Bar.
  5. Time to boot up the McIntosh.
  6. I’ve been promoted to branch manager.
  7. Orange you glad I’m at the apple orchard?
  8. There’s nothing more a-peeling than a day spent picking apples.
  9. Mulling over whether to make apple cider.
  10. You better believe, the Fall Guy pulled some stunts at the orchard today.
  11. Show me some skin!
  12. This is my version of Crunch Fitness!
  13. Everybody here was Kung-Fuji fighting.
  14. Whoopee, and all that Jazz!
  15. Look Ma, all Jazz hands!
  16. Call me Isaac Newton because I always realize the gravity of this situation.
  17. Looking for a place to charge my Mac.
  18. If there are donuts involved, I’ll be right be-cider you.

Fun Quotes for Apple Picking Captions

  1. “If you’ve never tasted a bad apple, you would not appreciate a good apple. You have to experience life to understand life”. —Leon Brown
  2. “Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed.” —Robert H. Schulle
  3. “With an apple, I will astonish Paris.” —Paul Cezanne
  4. “The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.” —Scott Foley
  5. “Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is.” —Mark Twain