I like to read and test the limits of what my Baggu can hold
"We still don't know exactly what makes labor start. We know all about the mechanics and physiology, but we don't know what makes the average uterus say, 'It's go time.'"
"It's rare these days to hear or see insects. I don't think people realize how close we are to collapse thanks to pesticide overuse..."
"The country wasn't ready for a Black woman president, and that's why so many on-the-fencers voted for Trump this time."
"I'm 36 years old, and I love me some Sabrina Carpenter music."
"I will not betray my country, but I may betray certain orders should push come to shove. There are lines I will not cross."
"The obsession with being an 'alpha male.' Real confidence doesn't come from putting others down."
"You can't blame things on the landlord."
"The room itself was $6,000 a day. The itemized bill was more than 30 pages long."
"I watched my brother-in-law make guacamole with mayonnaise. I never recovered."
"It keeps the house tidy without feeling like a big burden or making me physically exhausted."
"People used to smoke on airplanes; there were ashtrays in the armrests. They smoked in hospital rooms and on trains, too."
"We have more bodily autonomy in death than we do alive..."
"It was expensive in supplies, time, and convenience. And it didn't even look good in the end."
"I will not betray my country, but I may betray certain orders should push come to shove. There are lines I will not cross."
"The only reason I got student loans was to build credit."
"I cannot praise it enough. I cried three times while reading the last book."
"Barbecue. I hear Americans rave and argue about the best barbecue places."
"It'll last long after the house has fallen down, and it came with a 50-year transferable warranty."
"I've been married to my wife since 2011 and hate her. I'm only with her because I'm afraid to be alone."
"I thought that would last forever, but either the world has changed, or I have. Or maybe it's both."