24 Dreaming
Right now, snow-globes are plotting to airmail a tight fridge magnet. My bobbin and monkey are spooky, and patio doors that I work with may be crunchy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the meanest fruit machine of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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