Dash is worried...

that he's been caught in an incriminating photo on his trip to the movies.

He decided that he wanted to come along (I suspect a purse full of candy had something to do with it) despite the fact that we were going to see Scream 4... and he's not much of one for horror movies... but the little guy watched the whole thing... and then stayed up all night asking me if I heard something outside XD

Mostly though, he's just worried about the photograph I took... I've told him over and over, it's such low quality, there's no WAY the authorities could recognize him.

BWA HA HA HA HA!

U: Hello... I is da eeevil dat lurks in da dark, dank corners o' yur worst nightmares... I is Understitch... da jiggeldy, wobbeldy creeper who tinks da bears wit da limbs needs t'be taken down a peg r'two.

Mebbe yous been wonderin' where did dem bears go? Mebbe yous been tinkin' dey furgot 'bout der important write-tings. Mebbe yous dint tink bout how MEBBE dis evil mastermind had done an stolen deir passage words!!!!

Prepare for da evils.

Cuz yous not ready.

... and he's right, we aren't ready... oh no we are not. Dot hasn't realized it... he's been busy welcoming some new bears into the fold... but his blog has been hijacked (I'll have to tell him asap) and the Cavey are out to get him... led by their new, nefarious leader, Understitch.

Stay tuned.

Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuudgeeeeeeeeeee....

Only, that wasn't what was said that day... 

Dash: Hey, Dot, look! The Cavey have given us some chocolate fudge!!! 

I think they are trying to be friendly!

Dot: I guess... here... let me just cut into it a little more... 

Dash: Uh... Dot... are you cutting it wrong... something strange is happening... 

Dot: AAAAHHHH!!! No, dangit... this fudge is alive! It's dangerous! It's got sharp pointy teeth!!
The Cavey are EVIL! SEE!!! I TOLD YOU! EEEEVIL!

Fudge: GRAAAAAAH!

Dot: Just back away slowly, Dash... back away and never look back.

Dash: Aww... but I really wanted some fudge.

Fudge: Grargle... 

Green Apple Cavey: Dude, that was awesome.

Red Apple Cavey: I know... if we had hands, I would so high-five you right now.

What's that thing?

Dash: What is this thing... I... don't know...
Green Apple Cavey: o_o

A note on desserts...

D: One would think that if such splendor 

as a Pumpkin Creme Brulee appeared,

then sharing would commence,

with those one loved and revered.

And when the Pumpkin Cake came out,

covered in ice cream and candied nuts,

The forks would be lovingly passed out,

so everyone could share in equal cuts.

One... would think.

H: Uh oh... 

Gift Exchange?

Does anyone want to do a little bear gift exchange?

Nothing crazy, just some little presents for bears on bear blogs?

If anyone is interested, my email is: [email protected]

This can't be good...

The wee Danby crew is wondering how they let themselves get into this predicament.

Dot and Dash are nowhere to be found.