ZOMBIE SODA

WELCOME

MOIN MOIN !!!

beware of zombies

"...what do you mean zombies-"

WELCOME TO MY SUPER CRINGE AND CHILL CORNER OF THE NET !!!!!!!

THIS IS MY VEERRYYY FIRST "OFFICIAL" WEBSITE, SO DO NOT JUDGE MY SLOPPY HTML, OKAY ??

OR U WILL TOTALLY GET SMITED !!

okay for real, here's the sit, listen up.

this site contains JAVASCRIPT, PROFANITY, EYESTRAIN, and CRINGE RAMBLINGS FROM A METAL-OBSESSED ZOMBIE-FIED BOYTHING (that's me btw)

if none of that is your cup of tea, then feel free to skedaddle

also this site is not optimised for mobile, if you don't have a pc, sucks to suck, loser.

site is optimized for 1920x1080 chrome

OPEN THE CAN?

a drawing of me keke

ABOUT WEBMASTER
GENDER:boything
FAV BAND: Misfits / W.A.S.P
FAV SUBJECT: History, Art
FAV GAMES: CoD: MWII, Sky:CotL
FAV SHOWS:Brooklyn99, Final Space
HOBBIES: Gaming, Coding






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