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The law showed no moooorcy.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moo<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Mon, 06 Jan 2025 18:09:15 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moo<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fit]]><![CDATA[

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Choco-beefs are of course inferior to beef-tensors.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fit-2<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Sun, 05 Jan 2025 17:53:39 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fit-2<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Critics]]><![CDATA[

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I found something lazier than graph jokes!


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/critics<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Sat, 04 Jan 2025 19:19:53 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/critics<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fame]]><![CDATA[

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Really every theorem should either describe what it does or have ten thousand names, chained by hyphens, going back to an early hominid named Garg.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fame<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Fri, 03 Jan 2025 11:55:56 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fame<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right]]><![CDATA[

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God then says he's glad they remain virgins.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/right-3<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Thu, 02 Jan 2025 16:06:01 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/right-3<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Date]]><![CDATA[

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We could make it even more informative by adding location and season.


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Another year?

]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/date-2<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Wed, 01 Jan 2025 12:28:07 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/date-2<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Metabolism]]><![CDATA[

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He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist that professional grade ninja stars are an investment.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/metabolism<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Tue, 31 Dec 2024 12:12:11 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/metabolism<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Etymology]]><![CDATA[

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This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology jokes, volume 8.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/etymology-2<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Mon, 30 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/etymology-2<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bedtime]]><![CDATA[

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How did it accidentally become depressing comic week?


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bedtime-2<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:46:14 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bedtime-2<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jimmy]]><![CDATA[

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This will be a lot funnier in the year 2072.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/jimmy<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Sat, 28 Dec 2024 13:31:41 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/jimmy<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sporting]]><![CDATA[

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And the brain can be made into a fancy candlewax!


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sporting<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Fri, 27 Dec 2024 12:47:50 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sporting<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital]]><![CDATA[

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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/capital<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Tue, 24 Dec 2024 12:42:07 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/capital<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie]]><![CDATA[

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Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the distance while she happily scrolls through instagram.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/genie-3<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Mon, 23 Dec 2024 17:15:01 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/genie-3<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stoicism]]><![CDATA[

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The better video games get the less plausible making peace with the nature of things seems.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stoicism-2<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Sun, 22 Dec 2024 17:39:12 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stoicism-2<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Daylight]]><![CDATA[

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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daylight<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Sat, 21 Dec 2024 18:29:59 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daylight<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cupcake]]><![CDATA[

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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cupcake<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Fri, 20 Dec 2024 13:47:35 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cupcake<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ex]]><![CDATA[

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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ex-2<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 13:15:35 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ex-2<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Elegant]]><![CDATA[

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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/elegant<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 18:07:55 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/elegant<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritual]]><![CDATA[

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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ritual<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Tue, 17 Dec 2024 14:06:04 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ritual<![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strategy]]><![CDATA[

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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.


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]]>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/strategy<![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]><![CDATA[Hiveworks Comics]]>Mon, 16 Dec 2024 12:30:54 -0500https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/strategy