Suncream

I don’t wanna wear suncream
It feels so slimy and gross
But I gotta wear it or I’ll burn to a crisp
like an overdone bit of toast

I don’t wanna wear suncream
I really don’t wanna put it on
So I yean for the day when the sun’s put away
And the need for the suncream’s gone

So bring the autumn back
When the skies are nice and grey
I don’t want no sunny rays so put that sun away
Bring the autumn back
When the clear blue skies are gone
Cos I don’t want no suncream
Don’t wanna put no suncream on

I don’t wanna seem mean
I’m honestly not full of hate
But compared to hell of putting suncream on
That icecream’s not so great

See I don’t think it’s nice
To feel slimy every day
I’d rather stay inside where the sun don’t shine
Than go on holiday

So bring the autumn back
When the skies are nice and grey
I don’t want no sunny rays so put that sun away
Bring the autumn back
When the clear blue skies are gone
Cos I don’t want no suncream
Don’t wanna put no suncream on

Suncream photo by BATCH by Wisconsin Hemp Scientific on Unsplash

Thumbs down photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash