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Script Typed by typed by Cristina Snchez Arteaga of Wilfried's Disney

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Peter Pan, Wendy, Michael & John
Hook, Smee & Pirates
Other characters

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The second star to the right

shines in the night for you
to tell you that the dreams you plan
really can come true
The second star to the right
shines with a light so rare
and if it's Never Land you need
it's light will lead you there

Off
singing
Twinkle, twinkle little star
voice
so we'll know where you are
gleaming in the skies above
lead us to the land
we dream of

And when our journey is through

each time we say good night
we'll thank the little star that shines
the second star from the right.
All this has happened before, and it will all happen again,, but this time it happened in London. It
happened in a quiet street in Bloomsbury. That corner house over there is the home of the Darling
family and Peter Pan chose this particular house because there were people here who believed in
him. There was Mrs. Darling.
Mrs.
Humming George, dear, do hurry. We mustnt be late for the party, you know.
Darling
Mrs, Darling believed that Peter Pan was the spirit of youth but Mr. Darling
Mr. Mary, unless I find my cuff links we dont go to the party. And if we dont go to the
Darling party I can never show my face in the office again.. And if I can never show--- groans
Well, Mr. Darling was a practical man. The boys, however, John and Michael, believed Peter Pan was
a real person and made him the hero of all their nursery games.
John Blast you, Peter Pan!
Michael Take that! Give up, Captain Hook? Give up?
John Never! Ill teach you to cut off me hand!

Wendy chuckling Oh, no, John. It was the left hand.

John Oh, yes. Thank you Wendy
Wendy, the eldest, not only believed, she was the supreme authority on Peter Pan and all his
marvellous adventures
Wendy Oh, Nana, must we always take that nasty tonic?
Nana, the nursemaid, being a dog kept her opinions to herself and viewed the whole affair with a
certain tolerance
Michael Take that!
John Insolent boy, Ill slash you to ribbons!
Michael And Ill cut you to pieces! Aha!
John Ouch! grunting Careful, Michael, my glasses!
Michael Im sorry, John.
John Ah, youll never leave this ship alive.
Michael Oh yes, I will. Take that!
John Scuttle me bones, boy, Ill slit your gizzard!
Michael Oh, no, you wont! Back! Back! Back, you villain!
John Insolent pup!
Michael Wicked pirate!
John Aha! I got you!
Michael You didnt either. You never touched me! Take that! And that! And that!
John groaning Ouch!
Mr.
Boys, boys, less noise, please.
Darling
John Oh, hello father.
Michael You old bilge rat
Mr.
Wha- wha-what? Now, see here, Michael.
Darling
John Oh, not you, father. You see, hes Peter Pan.
Michael And Johns Captain Hook.
Mr. Yes, yes, of course. Have you seen my cuff links? Oh, Nana, for goodness sake! Where
Darling are those cuff links?
John Cuff links, father?
Mr.
Yes, the gold ones.
Darling
John whispering to Michael Michael, the buried treasure, where is it?
Michael I dont know.
John The map then Wheres the treasure map?
Michael It got lost
Mr.
Good heavens! My shirt front!
Darling
Michael Hurray! You found it! You found it!
Mr. Yes, so I have. And hereafter Dont paw me Michael! This is my last clean he sees
Darling the lost map No. No!
Mrs.
George, dear, we really must hurry, or well be late.
Darling
Mr. Mary, look!

Darling
Mrs.
George!
Darling
Michael Its only chalk, father.
Mrs.
Why, Michael
Darling
John Its not his fault. Its in the story. And Wendy said
Mr.
Wendy? Story? I might have known Wendy. Wendy!
Darling
Wendy Yes, father?
Mr.
Would you kindly expl-Darling
Wendy Oh, mother, you look simply lovely!
Mrs.
Thank you dear.
Darling
Mr.
Wendy--Darling
Mrs.
Just my old gown made over but it did turn out right. And I--Darling
Mr.
Mary, if you dont mind, Id
Darling
Wendy Why, father, what have you done to your shirt?
Mr.
What have I---- screams
Darling
Mrs.
Now, George, really. It comes right off.
Darling
Mr. Thats no excuse. Wendy, havent I warned you? Stuffing the boys heads with a lot
Darling of silly stories.
Wendy Oh, but they arent!
Mr.
I say they are! Captain Crook, Peter Pirate
Darling
Wendy Peter Pan, father.
Mr.
Pan, pirate, poppycock!
Darling
Oh no, father.
Children Father have you ever---You dont understand.
Mr.
Absolute poppycock!. And let me tell you, this ridiculous
Darling
Mrs.
Now, George.
Darling
Mr.
Now, George. Now George. Well, now George will have his say!
Darling
Mrs.
Please, dear.
Darling
Mr.
Mary, the childs growing up. Its high time she had a room of her own.
Darling
Wendy Father!
Mrs. George!

Darling
John What?
Michael No!
Mr. I mean it! Young lady, this is your last night in the nursery!. And thats my last word on
Darling the matter! No! No!
Mrs.
Darling & Oh! Poor Nana!
Children
Mr.
Poor Nana? This is the last straw! Out! Out I say!
Darling
Michael No, father, no.
Mr.
Yes! Therell be no more dogs for nursemaids in this house!
Darling
Michael Goodbye, Nana.
sarcastically Poor Nana. Oh, yes, poor Nana. But poor father? Oh, no. Blast it! Where is
that rope? Nana herself gives it to him Oh, thank you.. Dash it all, Nana. D-Dont loot at
Mr.
me like that. Its nothing personal. Its just that--- Well, youre not really a nurse at
Darling
all Youre. Well, a dog. And the children arent puppies, theyre people. And sooner
or later, Nana, people have to grow up.
Wendy But, mother, I dont want to grow up.
Mrs.
Now, dear. Dont worry about it any more tonight.
Darling
John He called Peter Pan absolute poppycock.
Mrs.
Im sure he didnt mean it, John. Father was just upset.
Darling
Michael sniffling Poor Nana, out there all alone.
Mrs.
No more tears, Michael. Its a warm night. Shell be all right.
Darling
Michael Mother.
Mrs.
What is it dear?
Darling
Michael Buried treasure.
Mrs. Now, children, dont judge your father too harshly. After all, he really loves you very
Darling much.
Wendy Oh dont lock it, mother. He might come back
Mrs.
He?
Darling
Wendy Yes. Peter Pan. You see, I found something that belongs to him.
Mrs.
Oh, and whats that?
Darling
Wendy yawning His shadow.
Mrs.
Shadow?
Darling
Wendy mm-hmm. Nana had it, but I-I took it away.
Oh? Yes, of course. Good night, dear. A moment after Mr. And Mrs. Darling left the house,
Mrs.
Peter Pan and Tinker Bell flew in the room. They were searching por Peter Pan s lost
Darling
shadow But George, do you think the children will be safe without Nana.
Mr.
Safe? Of course, theyll be safe. Why not?
Darling

Mrs.
Well, Wendy said something about a shadow, and I
Darling
Mr.
Shadow? Whose shadow?
Darling
Mrs.
Peter Pans.
Darling
Mr. Oh, Peter Pa--- Peter Pan! You dont say. High voice Goodness gracious, whatever shall
Darling we do?
Mrs.
But George, really I--Darling
Mr.
Sound the alarm! Call Scotland Yard
Darling
Mrs.
There must have been someoneDarling
Mr. Oh Mary, of all the impossible childish fiddle-faddle, Peter Pan, indeed. How can we
Darling expect the children grow up and be practical
Mrs.
George, dear.
Darling
Mr.
When youre as bad as they are? No wonder Wendy gets these idiotic ideas.
Darling
The children are sleeping, and Peter Pan and Tinker Bell enter in the room searching the lost
shadow, but they make enough noise to wake them.
Peter Pan

Over there Tink, in its den. Is it there? Must be here somewhere. we hear a music box
Tink! Stop playing and help me find my shadow. Shadow? Shadow? Tink has just
discovered the shadow Huh? when he opens the drawer his shadow escapes but Tink fells
inside Aha!

Peter Pan! Oh, Peter, I knew youd come back! I saved your shadow for you. Oh I do
hope it isnt rumpled. You know, you look exactly the way I thought you would. Oh, a
litter taller perhaps. But then laughing You cant stick it on with soap, Peter. It needs
sewing. Thats the proper way to do it. Although, come to think of it, Ive never
thought about it before. Sewing shadows, I mean. Of course, I knew it was your shadow
Wendy the minute I saw it. And I said to myself, Ill put it away for him until he comes back.
Hes sure to come back. And you did, didnt you, Peter? After all, one cant leave
his shadow lying about and not miss it sooner or later, dont you agree? But what I
still dont understand is how Nana got it in the first place. She really isnt Oh, sit
down. It wont take long. She really isnt vicious, you know. Shes a wonderful nurse,
although father says--Peter Pan Girls talk too much.
Wendy laughing Yes, girls talk too--- Hmmm? Oh.
Peter Pan Well, get on with it, girl.
Wendy My name is Wendy, Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
Peter Pan Wendys enough.
Wendy Oh. But how did Nana get your shadow, Peter?
Peter Pan Jumped at me, the other night at the window.
Wendy What were you doing there?
Peter Pan I came to listen to the stories.
Wendy My stories? But theyre all about you.
Peter Pan Of course. Thats why I like em. I tell em to the Lost Boys.
Wendy The Lost B--- Oh I remember. Theyre your men.
Peter Pan Uh-huh.

Wendy Im so glad you came back tonight. I might never have seen you.
Peter Pan Why?
Wendy Because I have to grow up tomorrow.
Peter Pan Grow up?
Wendy Tonights my last night in the nursery.
Peter Pan But that means no more stories.
Wendy Sniffling Mm-Hmm
Peter Pan No! I wont have it! Come on.
Wendy But where are we going?
Peter Pan To Never Land.
Wendy Never Land!
Peter Pan Youll never grow up there.
Wendy Oh, Peter, it would be so wonderful. But wait! What would mother say?
Peter Pan Mother? Whats a mother?
Wendy Why, Peter, a mothers someonewho loves and cares for you and tells you stories--Peter Pan Good! You can be our mother. Come on.
Now, just a minute, I, let me see now, I have to pack. Oh, and I must leave a note
Wendy when Ill be back. Of course, I couldnt stay too long. And then I have to--- Oh Never
Land. Oh, I-Im so happy, II think Ill give you a-a kiss.
Peter Pan Whats a-a kiss?
Wendy Oh, well, I-Ill show you. Oh! screaming because Tinker Bell strikes her by her hair
Peter Pan Stop! Stop it, Tink!
Michael John! John, wake up! Hes here!
John Huh? Jiminy!
Wendy Oh, what in the world was that?
Peter Pan Tinker Bell. Dont know what got into her.
Michael Hello, Peter Pan, Im Michael.
John My name is John. How do you do?
Peter Pan Hello!
Michael Oh look! A firefly.
Wendy A pixie?
John Amazing.
Michael Whats the pixie doing?
Peter Pan Talking.
Wendy What did she say?
Peter Pan She says youre a big, ugly girl.
Wendy Oh. Well, I think shes lovely.
Peter Pan Well, come on, Wendy. Lets go.
Michael Where are we going?
Wendy To Never Land.
Michael Never Land!
Wendy Peters taking us.
Peter Pan Us?

Wendy Of course, I-I couldnt go without Michael and John.

John Oh, I should like very much to cross swords with some real buccaneers.
Michael Yes and fight pirates too.
Peter Pan chuckling Well, all right, but you gotta take orders.
John Aye, aye, sir.
Michael Me too.
Wendy But Peter, how do we get to Never Land?
Peter Pan Fly, of course
Wendy Fly?
Peter Pan It's easy, all you have to do is to, is to... it's to... Huh! that's funny
Wendy What's the matter, don't you know?
Peter Pan

Oh sure, it's, it's just that I never thought about it before. Say, that's it! Think of a
wonderful thought

John &
Any happy little thought?
Wendy
Peter Pan Uh-huh
Wendy Like toys at Christmas?
John Sleigh bells? snow?
Peter Pan Yup. Watch me now. Here I go! It's easier than pie
Wendy He can fly!
John He can fly!
Michael He flewed
Peter Pan Now, you try
Wendy I'll think of a mermaid lagoon... underneath a magic moon
John I'll think I'm in a pirate's cave
Michael I think I'll be an Injun brave
Peter Pan Now, everybody try
All One, two, three
Children We can fly!, we can fly!, we can fly!
Peter Pan

This won't do. What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust, oh! and
something I forgot: dust

Children Dust?
Michael Dust?
Peter Pan

Yup, just a little bit of pixie dust. Now, think of the happiest things, it's the same as
having wings

Wendy Let's all try it just once more

John Look! we're rising off the floor
Michael Jiminy!
Wendy Oh, my! We can fly!
Peter Pan You can fly!
Children We can fly!
Peter Pan Come on everybody, here we go! off to Never Land!
Think of a wonderful thought
any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow

think of sleigh bells- off you go!

like reindeer in the sky
you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!
Think of the happiest things
it's the same as having wings
take the path that moonbeams make
if the moon is still awake
you'll see him with his eye
you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!
Up you go with a heigh and Go to the
stars beyond the blue
there's a Never Land waiting for you
where all your happy
dreams come true
every dream that you dream
will come true
Come on, Nana! He takes some of the pixie dust to Nana
When there's a smile in your heart
there's no better time to start
Michael
think of all the joy you'll find
when you leave the world behind
and bid your cares good-bye
you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!
There it is Wendy, second star to the right and straight on till morning
When there's a smile in your heart
there's no better time to start
think of all the joy you'll find
when you leave the world behind
and bid your cares good-bye
Peter Pan you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!
you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!
you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!
you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!
We see Never Land Island and hear a pirates song.

Pirates

Oh a pirate's life
is a wonderful life
a-rovin' over the sea
give me a career
as a buccaneer
it's the life
of a pirate for me
Oh, the life
of a pirate for me
Oh, a pirate's life
is a wonderful life
they never bury your bones
for when it's all over
a jolly sea rover
drops in on his friend
Davey Jones
Oh, my good friendDavey Jones

Smee My good friend, Davey Jones. Good morning, shipmates

Pirate 1 And what's good about it, Mr. Smee?

Pirate 2 Here we are collecting barnacles on this miserable island
Pirate 3 While his nibs plays ring-around-the rosy with Peter Pan.
Smee Look out there! Might go off!
Pirate 4 We ought to be tending to the business of looting ships.
Pirate 5 Why, Ive almost forgotten how to slit a throat.
Pirate 6

Better drop it, and tell the captain we wants to put to sea, see? Pirates laughing and
chattering

Blast that peter Pan. If I could only find his hideout, Id trap him in his lair. studying a
map But where is it? Mermaid Lagoon? No, weve searched that. Weve combed
Hook
Cannibal Cove. Here! No, no, no, no. Thats Indian territ--- But wait. Those redskins
know this island better than I do me own ship. Ah, I wonder.
Smee chuckling Good morning, Captain.
Hook Ive got it! Tiger Lily, Smee!
Smee T-T-Tiger Lily, Captain?
Hook The chiefs daughter. Shell know where Pan is hiding.
Smee B-B-But-But will she talk Captain?
Hook

Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.. Now let me see. Boiling in oil? Uh, keelhauling?
Marooning?

Oh, a pirates life

Is a wonderful life
Youll find adventure and sport
Pirate But live every minute
For all that is in it
The life of a pirate is short
Oh, the life gunshot, singing stops and water splashes
Hook Now let me see, where was I?
Smee

Oh dear, dear, dear Captain Hook. Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza?
chuckling It aint good form, you know.

Smee Good form, Mr. Smee? Blast good form! Did Pan show good form when he did this to me?
Smee Why, Captain, cutting your hand off was only a childish prank you might say.
Hook

Aye, but throwing it to that crocodile! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well
hes followed me ever since licking his chops for the rest of me.

And hes have had you by now, Captain, if he hadnt swallowed that alarm clock. But
Smee now when hesabout, he warns you, as you might say with his tick-tock, tick-tock, ticktock we can hear now that tick-tock
Hook

Smee! Oh, save me, Smee! Please dont let him get me, Smee! Please! Dont let him
get me, Smee! Smee!

Smee

Here now, shame on ya, upsetting the poor captain. Therell be no handouts today. Shoo
now, shoo. Go on, go on. Off with ya, I say. Go away. Go away, out of here.

Hook Is he gone, Smee?

Smee Aye, Captain. All clear. Nothing to worry about.
Hook Oh, Smee, Smee. I cant stand it any longer. I tell you I cant.
Smee Now, now, now, Captain, just relax. What you need is a shave, a nice soothing shave.
There now.
Oh, a pirates life
Is a wonderful life
a-sailing over the seas
give me a career as a bucCaptain, you know, I cant help noticing you just aint been your usual jolly self of late

Give a career as a buccaneer

And the crews getting a might uneasy, Captain. That is, whats left of it. Hmm. Now
why dont we put to sea, see? Leave Never Land. Forget Peter Pan. There now. he has
been shaving a seagull
Give me a career as a buccaneer
Well all be a lot happier, not to mention a lot healthier. Oh! Captain? Oh dear! I never
shaved him this close before. Now dont worry Captain. It must be somewhere about.
Hook Get up, you idiot!
Smee Aye, aye, sir! Ooh! I found it, Captain! Good as new.
Hook Why, you blithering blockhead!
Pirate Peter Pan ahoy!
Hook What? What? Where away?
Pirate Three points off the starboard bow!
Hook

Swoggle me eyes, it is Pan! Headed this way with some more of those scurvy brats! Mr.
Smee, pipe up the crew!

Smee

Aye, aye, sir! Pipe up the crew! Pipe up the crew! All hands on deck! lows whistle All
hands on deck! All hands on deck!

Hook Look alive, you swabs! Weve got him this time, Mr. Smee.
Smee That we have Captain.
Hook Man the Long Tom, you bilge rats! Ive waited years for this.
Smee Thats not counting the holidays either.
Hook Double the powder and shorten the fuse!
Smee Double the powder and double the fuse.
Hook A pretty sight Mr. Smee. Like sitting ducks. All right, men! Range: 42!
Smee Range: 42
Hook Elevation: 65!
Smee Elevation: 65.
Hook Three degrees west!
Smee Three degrees west.
Hook Steady now! steady!
Wendy

Oh, Peter, its just as Ive always dreamed it would be! Oh, look, john, theres
Mermaid Lagoon.

John By Jove! And the Indian encampment!

Michael Oh look, theres Captain Hook and the pirates. Cannon explodes
Peter Pan
Wendy

Look out! Quick, Tink! Take Wendy and the boys to the island. Ill stay here and draw
Hooks fire. whistles Hook! Hook, you codfish! Here!
Tinker Bell! Not so fast, Tinker Bell! Please Tinker Bell! We cant keep up with you!
Tinker Bell! Wait! Please!

Tinker zooms down through the trees to a hollow stump that was the entrance to the secret
underground room where the Lost Boys live. She tells them that Peter want them to attack the
Wendy bird
Lost Boys Ouch! So!
Who ya shovin?
Who ya shovin?
You, thats who!
Huh? Orders from Pan? Hold it, men!
Whats the orders, Tink?
A terrible what?
Wendy bird.

Wendy bird?
Flying this way?
Uh, Pans orders are--- What? Smash it?
Kick it?
Stomp it? Oh shoot it down!
Shoot it down!
Yeah, shoot it down!
Yeah shoot it down!
Come on! Follow Tink!
Follow Tink!
Lets go!
Yeah, come on! Lets go! Were gonna get her!
Shh! I see it!
Me too! Me too!
Ready aim Fire!
Peter arrives in time to save Wendys life and learning of Tinker Bells wickedness banishes her.
Wendy Oh, Peter! You saved my life!
Michael Are you hurted, Wendy?
Wendy No Michael.
John Good heavens, Wendy. You might have been killed.
Hey Pan! Hey Pan! We followed your orders, Pan! Hey, Pan!
I got it with my skull musket!
You did not! We did!
Lost Boys
Yeah, we did!
I did it, Pan!
I did!
Peter Pan

Attention! Well, Im certainly proud of you you blockheads! I bring you a mother to
tell you stories

Lost Boys A mother?

Peter Pan And you shoot her down!
Lost Boy Well, Tink said it was a bird!
Peter Pan Tink said what?
Lost Boy Well, she said you said to shoot it down
Tinker Bell. Tink! Come here. Youre charged with high treason, Tink. Are you guilty or
Peter Pan not guilty? Guilty? Dont you know you might have killed her? Tinker Bell I hereby
banish you forever.
Wendy Please, not forever!
Peter Pan Well, for a week then. Come on, Wendy, Ill show you the island.
Wendy Oh, Peter! The mermaids?
Aw, lets go huntin.
Tigers?
Lost Boys
Nah, bears.
Nah, bears
John Personally, I should prefer to see the aborigines.
Michael and the Indians too.
Peter Pan All right, men, go out and capture a few Indians. John, you be the leader
John I shall try to be worthy of my post. Forward march!
Michael Come on, bear
Wendy Oh Michael do be careful!
Peter Pan Come on Wendy, I'll show you the mermaids
Peter and Wendy flew off to Mermaid lagoon while John and Michael joined the Lost Boys to fight the

Indians.
Following the leader, the leader
the leader
we're following the leader
wherever he may go
tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee
do tee day
tee dum, tee dee, it's part
of the game we play
tee dum, tee dee, the words
are easy to say
just a teedle ee dum a teedle
ee do tee day
Tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee
do tee dum
we're one for all and all of us
are for fun
we march, we laugh, and follow
the other one
with a teedle ee do a teedle ee
do tee dum
Following the leader, the leader
the leader
we're following the leader
wherever he may go
we're out to fight the Injuns
the Injuns, the Injuns
we're out to fight the Injuns
because he told us so
Tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee
do tee day
we march along and these
are words we say
tee dum, tee dee, a teedle
deedle dee day
oh, a teedle ee dum, a teedle
ee do tee day
oh, a teedle ee dum, a teedle
ee do tee day
John Indians! Ah! Blackfoot tribe. Belongs to the Algonquian group. Quite savage, you know.
Lost Boys

Uh, lets go get em!

Come on! Well get em!

John Gentlemen, gentlemen! First we must plan our strategy.

Lost Boy Uh, whats a stradegy?
John

A plan of attack. The initial phase is an encircling manoeuvre. Michael finds a feather and
an axe. He notices that a tree is following him. Then he sees an Indian feet

Michael John! Indians! Indians! Let me in! Now they are surrendered by Trees
John Now, remember, the Indian is cunning--Michael Hey-----but not intelligent. Therefore, we simply surround them and take them by surprise. All
John of them have been captured by the Indians whose Chief accuses them of having
abducted his daughter, Tiger Lily Im frightfully sorry, old chaps. Its all my fault.
Lost Boys Aw, thats all right, Wildcat.
No, we dont mind

Thats okay.
Chief How
Uh, h-how, Chief
How, Chief
Lost Boys
How!
How!
Chief For many moons, red man fight paleface Lost Boys.
Lost Boys Ugh!
Chief Sometime you win. Sometime we win.
Lost Boy Okay Chief. Uh, you win this time. Now turn us loose.
John Turn us loose? You mean this is only a game?
Sure. When we win, we turn them loose.
Lost Boys When they win, they turn us loose.
They turn us loose.
Chief This time no turnum loose.
Lost Boys

Huh?
chuckling The Chiefs a great spoofer.

Chief Me no spoofum! Where you hide Princess Tiger Lily?

Lost Boys

Uh, Tiger Lily?

We aint got your old princess!

John Ive certainly never seen her.

Lost Boys

Me neither.
Honest, we dont.

Chief Heap big lie. If Tiger Lily not back by sunset, burnum at stake.
At mermaid Lagoon.
Wendy Just imagine. Real, live mermaids!
Peter Pan Would ou like to meet them?
Wendy Oh, Peer, Id love to!
Peter Pan All right. Come on.
Its Peter!
Oh!
Oh! Hello Peter!
Mermaids
Hello Peter!
Hello Peter! Hello!
Hello, Peter!
Peter Pan Hello girls!
Mermaids

Im so glad to see you.

Why did you stay away so long? Did you miss me?
Tell us one of your adventures.
Something exciting.

Peter Pan Want to hear about the time I cut off Hooks hand and threw it to the crocodile?
Mermaids

Oh, Ive always liked that one.

Me too!

Peter Pan There I was on Marooners Roch surrounded by 40

Wendy Oh Peter!
Peter Pan ---or 50 pirates--Mermaid Whos she?
Peter Pan Huh? Her? Oh, Thats Wendy.

A girl?
Whats she doing here?
Mermaids
And in her nightdress too!
To Wendy Come on dearie, join us for a swim.
Wendy Oh, please! Im not dressed for--Mermaids

Oh, but you must!

We insist!

Wendy No, no, please!

Mermaid Too good for us, eh?
Wendy

Peter! Peter and the mermaids laugh on her, but now she s furious and If you dare to
come near me again

Peter Pan Wendy! Wendy! They were just having a little fun. Werent you, girls?
Mermaids

Thats all.
We were only trying to drown her.

Peter Pan You see?

Wendy Well, if you think for one minute that Im going to put up with any
But Peter, suddenly, hears something in the distance. Leaping upon a rock that hung out over the
sea he looks down and sees in a core beneath him a boat from the pirate ship.
Peter Pan

Shh. Hold it, Wendy. Yup, its Hook, all right. At that dread name the mermaids plunged
into the lagoon and disappeared

Mermaids

Hook!
Hook!

Peter Pan

Quick, Wendy! whispering Theyve captured Tiger Lily. Looks like theyre headin for
Skull Rock. Come on, Wendy. Lets see what theyre up to.

Skull Rock. Hook and Smee have tied Tiger Lily until either she tells them the location of Peter s
hideout or she drowns.
Hook

Now, my dear princess, this is me proposition. You tell me the hiding place of Peter Pan,
and I shall set you free.

Peter Pan You dog.

Wendy Poor Tiger Lily.
Hook Am I not a man of me word, Mr. Smee?
Smee Yes. A-Always, Captain. Hes crossing his fingers
Hook Youd better talk, my dear. For soon the tide will be in and then it will be too late.
Peter Pan Ill show the old codfish. Stay here, Wendy, and watch the fun.
Wendy Fun?
Hook

Remember, there is no path through water to the happy hunting ground. This is your last
chance, Tiger Lily!

Peter Pan

imitating Indian voice Manatoa, great spirit of mighty sea water, speak. Beware, Captain
hook. Beware! echoing Beware!

Hook Did you hear that, Smee?

Smee Its an evil spirit, Captain.
Hook Stand by, Smee, while I take a look around. Spirit of the great sea water, is it?
Peter Pan Psst. Wendy. Watch this. Imitating Hooks voice Mr. Smee!
Smee Uh, yes, Captain?
Peter Pan as Hook Release the princess and take her back to her people.
Smee Aye, aye, sir. Release the Princ--- But--- But Captain--Peter Pan as Hook Those are me orders, Mr. Smee!

Smee Aye, aye, sir. At last Captain Hooks coming to his senses.
Hook Odds fish!
Smee I told him all along you Indians wouldnt betray, Peter Pan.
Hook And just what do you think you are doing, Mr. Smee?
Smee Just what you told me, Captain. Carrying out your orders.
Hook My orders?
Smee Why, yes, Captain. Didnt you just say to go--Hook Put her back, you blithering idiot! My orders. Of all the bumbling--Peter Pan

as Hook. Now this time the own Hook hears his voice Mr. Smee. Just exactly what do
you think you are doing?

Smee Putting her back, like you said, Captain.

Peter Pan as Hook I said nothing of the sort.
Smee Oh, b-but, CaptainPeter Pan

as Hook For the last time, Mr. Smee, take the princess back to her people. louding
Understand? echoing Understand?

Smee Aye, aye, sir.

Peter Pan

as Hook Oh, and one more thing. When you return to the ship, tell the whole crew--Hook has discovered the trick to help themselves to me best rum.

Wendy gasps Peter!

Hook Heres your spirit, Smee!
Smee Why, its Peter Pan.
Hook Scurvy brat!
Peter Pan Thank you, Captain.
Hook Come down, boy, if youve a taste for cold steel!
Peter Pan Watch this, Wendy.
Wendy Oh, Peter, do be careful.
Peter Pan Try your luck, Mr. Smee? he gives him a gun
Hook Let him have it! Well, come on, you idiot! Blast him.
Peter Pan Right here, Mr. Smee!
Hook Hold it, you fool! No! No! Smee fires and Hook looses his balance
Smee Captain?
Wendy Oh, how dreadful.
Peter Pan

What a pity Mr. Smee. Im afraid weve lost the dear Captain. hes alive and tries to
kill Peter Pan by the back

Smee Captain!
Peter Pan In the back, Captain?
Smee Give it to him, Captain! Cleave him to the brisket!
Hook groans Ive got you this time, Pan.
Peter Pan Well, well. A codfish on a hook.
Hook Ill get you for this, Pan, if its the last thing I do!
Peter Pan hearing the ticking I say, Captain, do you hear something?
Hook No! Oh! No! the crocodile sees its time to taste again Hooks flesh
Peter Pan Mr. Crocodile, do you like codfish? You do?
Wendy Oh, Peter, no.

Hook Smee!
Smee Dont go away, Captain! Stay right there now, sir! Ill save you, sir!
Hook Smee! Ow!
Smee Captain! Captain!
Hook Smee! Smee! he falls into the crocodiles mouth
Smee Give him back!
Hook

Smee! Row for the ship! Row for the ship--- Smee! he narrowly escapes chased by the
crocodile

Wendy Peter! What about Tiger Lily?

Peter Pan Tiger Lily? Oh! Tiger Lily!
Tiger Lily Help! Peter Pan rescues her in the very last moment
Wendy Peter, wait for me!
Hooks ship
Hook sniffling That cursed Peter Pan. Making a fool out of me. Oh! My head!
Oh, a pirates life
Pirate Is a wonderful life
Your hot water, Mr. Smee.
Shhh! The poor captain has a splitting headache. We musnt annoy him. he has been
hammering a note in which we read Quiet. Do not disturbe. Without noticing Hooks
presense, he starts hamming again and he finds captains head instead off the door
Well, Captain, its nice to see you smiling again chuckling Brings back the good old days
Smee
when we was leading an healthy, normal life: scuttling ships, cutting throats. Oh, Captain,
why dont we put to sea again? You know, theres trouble brewin on the island.
Women trouble. I wouldnt want this to go any further,but the cook told me that the first
mate told him that he heard that Pan has banished Tinker Bell.
Hook screaming Why, you doddering imbecile, I--- Did you say Pan has banished Tinker Bell?
Smee Aye, aye, captain, yes.
Hook But why?
Smee On account of Wendy, Captain. Tink tried to do her in, she did. Tinks terrible jealous.
Hook Well, well.
Smee Thats why we ought to leave, Captain. This aint no place for a respectable pirate.
Hook Thats it, Smee! Thats it!
Smee Im glad you agrees, Captain.
Hook Quick, me coat, me best dress coat.
Smee Aye aye sir. The sooner we gets going, the better.
Hook Ah, yes, a jealous female can be tricked into anything. My case of hooks!
Smee Aye, aye, sir. Here you are, sir. Your Sunday set, sir.
Hook

If we impress the pixie, convince her were eager to help her, the wench may chart our
course to a certain hiding place.

Smee Our best hiding place is the Spanish Main, sir. Ill set our course--- gasps
Hook And where do you think you are going?
Smee To tell the boys we sail with the tide, sir.
Hook You will go ashore, pick up Tinker Bell and bring her to me. loudly Understand?
Smee Aye, aye, sir.
Learning that Peter has banished Tinker Bell, Hook sends Smee out to capture her. He wants to
persuade her that he has decided to leave the island; however, being generous of spirit, he would
like to take Wendy with him, so that Peter and Tink may be happy together once more. The pixie

foolishly believing his promises, tells him and is promptly imprisoned in the ship s lantern.
Indian camp. Peter having saved Tiger Lily is the Indians hero, but Hook has further plans.
Chief How
Peter Pan How.
Wendy Whats the Chief doing, John?
John Hes delivering an oration in sign language.
Michael Whats he saying?
John He says Peter Pan mighty warrior. Save Tiger Lily. Make big chief heap glad
Wendy Well, he certainly doesnt look heap glad chuckles
Chief Make Peter Pan heap big chief. You now Little Flying Eagle. Peter whoopes
Lost Boys Flying Eagle! Flying Eagle!
Wendy Oh, how wonderful!
Chief Teachum paleface brother all about the red man.
John Good. This should be most enlightening.
Uh, what makes the red man red?
Lost Boys When did he first say "Ugh"?
First "Ugh"?
Michael Why does he ask you, "How"?
Chief Why does he ask you, "How"?
Hana Mana Ganda
why does he ask you how?
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Once the Injun
didn't know all the things
that he know now
but the Injun
he sure learn a lot
and it's all from asking how
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Indians
We translate for you
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana means what
Mana means and
Ganda means that too
Hana
Hana
Hana
Hana
Hana
Hana

Mana
Mana
Mana
Mana
Mana
Mana

Ganda
Ganda
Ganda
Ganda
Ganda
Ganda

to Wendy Squaw no dance

Indian
Hana Mana Ganda
Woman
Hana Mana Ganda
Indian To Wendy Squaw gettum firewood
Woman Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda

Hana Mana Ganda

Hana Mana Ganda
When did he first say "Ugh"?
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
When did he first say "Ugh"?
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
In the Injun book it say
when first brave married squaw
he gave out with heap big ugh when he saw
his mother-in-law
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
What made the red man red
what made the red man red
let's go back a million years
to the very first Indian prince
he kiss a maid
and start to blush
and we've all been blushin'since
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Now, you've got it right from the hed man
the real true story of the red man
no matter what's been written or said
Hana Mana Ganda
Now you know why
now you know why
the red man's red
John Wa-hoo!
Wendy John!
Michael Squaw takum papoose. Wa-oo!
Wendy Michael!
Indian
Squaw gettum firewood
Woman
Wendy Squaw no gettum firewood. Squaw go home
Tinker Bell is looking at the Indians camp from the distance. She s captured by Smee.
Smee Begging your pardon, Miss Bell, but Captain hook would like a word with you.
Pirates ship. Hook pays the piano in Tinkers honour.
Hook Yes, Miss Bell, Captain Hook admits defeat. Tomorrow I leave the island, never to return.
Smee Im glad to hear that. Captain. hiccups Ill tell the crew and--- hiccups
Hook And thats why I asked you over, me dear, to tell Peter I bear him no ill will. Oh, Pan has
his faults to be sure. Bringing that Wendy to the island, for instance. Dangerous business
that. Why, rumour has it that already she has come between you and Peter. But whats
this? Tears? Then it is true. Oh, Smee, the way of a man with a maid. Taking the best

years of her life and then casting her aside like an old glove!
Smee Aint it a bloomin hiccups shame?
But we mustnt judge Peter too harshly, me dear. Its that Wendy whos to blame. Mr.
Hook Smee, we must save the lad from himself! But how? Weve so little time. We sail in the
morning. Sail! Thats it, Smee! Well shanghai Wendy!
Smee Shanghai Wendy, Captain?
Hook

Take her to sea with us. With her gone, peter will soon forget this mad infatuation. Come
Smee. We must leave immediately, surround Peters home---

Smee But Captain, we dont know where Peter Pan lives.

Hook

Great Scott, youre right Smee! Whats that, my dear? You could show us the way?
Why I never thought of that. Take this down, Smee.

Smee Take this down, Smee. Aye Captain.

Hook Tinker Bell is showing him the way to Peters hideout Start at Pegleg Point.
Smee Start at Pegleg Point.
Hook Forty paces west to Blindmans Bluff.
Smee Blind mans Bluff.
Yes, yes. Hop, skip and jump across Crocodile Creek. Then north by northeast one, two,
three--- harshly Well, get on with it--- sweetly Continue, my dear. I mustnt harm Peter?
Hook Madam, Captain hook gives his word not to lay a fingeror a hook on peter Pan. Tinker
marks an X in the map Ah, Hangmans tree. So thats the entrance to his hiding
place. Thank you me dear. Youve been most helpful.
Hangmans Tree

Lost
Boys,
John and
Michael

Hana Mana Ganda

Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Whats man the red man red
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda

Peter Pan Big chief Flying Eagle greets his braves. How.
Lost Boys How chief.
John How
Michael How
Peter Pan Big chief greets little mother. How.
Wendy Ugh.
Peter Pan Oh Wendy, is that all you have to say? Everyone else thinks Im wonderful.
Wendy Especially Tiger Lily

Peter Pan Tiger Lily?

Wendy John. Michael they continue whooping Take off that war paint and get ready for bed.
John Bed?
Michael Brave no sleep. Go for days without sleep.
Wendy But boys, were going home in the morning.
John Home?
Wendy and--Michael Oh, Wendy, we dont want to go home.
Peter Pan No go home. Stay many moons. Have heap big time.
Wendy Now Peter, lets stop pretending and be practical.
Peter Pan Chief Flying Eagle has spoken.
Wendy

Oh for goodness sake. Please, boys. Do you want to stay here and grow up like-like
savages?

Michael Of course.
Wendy But you cant. you need a mother. We all do.
Michael Arent you our mother, Wendy?
Wendy Why, Michael, of course, not! Surely you havent forgotten our real mother.
Michael Did she have silky ears and wear a fur coat?
Wendy Oh no, Michael. That was Nana.
I think I had a mother once.
What was she like?
What was she like?
Lost Boys
I forget.
I had a white rat.
Thats no mother!
Wendy No, no, boys. Please. Ill tell you what a mother is.
Lost Boys

Yeah tell us.

Tell us. Please Wendy.
Well, a mother, a real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She's the angel
voice... that bids you good night, kisses you cheek, whispers "sleep tight"
Your mother and mine
your mother and mine
the helping hand that guides you along
whether you're right
whether you're wrong

Your mother and mine

Wendy your mother and mine
what makes mothers
all that they are
might as well ask what makes a star
Ask your heart
to tell you her worth
your heart will say
Heaven on Earth
another word for divine
your mother and mine
Michael I wanna see my mother
Wendy Yes, Michael

John I propose we leave for home at once.

Could I go too, Wendy?
Lost Boys Me too, Wendy!
I wanna go!
Wendy
Peter Pan

All right boys. All right. Im sure mother would be glad to have you. Uh, that is if Peter
doesnt mind.
Go on! Go back and grow up! But Im warning you, once youre grown-up you can
never come back. Never.

Wendy Oh, dear.

John Well, men, shall we be off?
All Yeah, come on! Lets go!
Peter Pan Theyll be back.
Wendy Peter? Goodbye, Peter.
Wendy has persuaded her brothers that it is time to go home. Unfortunately, as they emerge from
their hideout, they are seized by the pirates. Only Peter remains safe below ground but hook and
Smee lower to him a bomb disguised as a present from Wendy.
Hook All right men, take them away. And now Smee, to take care of Master Peter Pan
Smee But Captain, wouldnt it be more human-like to slit his throat?
Hook

Aye, that it would, Mr. Smee. But I have given me word not to lay a finger or a hook on
Peter Pan. And Captain Hook never breaks a promise.

Pirates ship. Hook tries to persuade his captives to become pirates; all of them are tempted
except Wendy who maintains that Peter Pan will save them.
Yo ho, yo-ho
so try the life of a thief
just sample the life of a crook
Pirates there isn't a boy
who won't enjoy
a-workin' for Captain Hook
the world's most famous crook
Smee

Crook, crook
crickety, crockety
crickety, crook
the croc is after Captain---

A special offer of today

I'll tell you
what I'll do
all those who sign
without delay
will get a free tattoo
Hook
Why, it's like money in the bank
come on, join up
and I'll be frank
unless you do
you'll walk the plank
the choice is up to you
The choice is up to you
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
You'll love the life of a thief
you'll relish the life of a crook
Pirates there's barrels of fun for everyone
and you'll get treasures by the ton
So come and sign the book
join up with Captain Hook

Boys

Hey, I wanna join!

Me too, boy!

Wendy Boys! Arent you ashamed of yourselves?

John But captain hook is most insistent, Wendy.
Lost Boy Yeah, he says well walk the plank if we dont!
Wendy Oh, no, we wont. Peter Pan will save us.
Hook Peter Pan will save them, Smee laughing
Smee Peter Pan will save them laughing too Oh, Captain!
Hook

But a thousand pardons, my dear. I dont believe you are in on our little joke. You see,
we left a present for Peter

Smee A sort of surprise package, you might say.

Hook Why, I can see our little friend at this very moment, reading the tender inscription:
Peter Pan To Peter with love from Wendy. Do not open till 6 oclock. Uh. I wonder whats in it.
Hook Could he but see within the package, ho, he would find an ingenious little device
Smee Set so that when the clock is like this--Hook Peter Pan will be blasted out of Never Land forever!
Wendy

No! Pirates laugh while Tinker Bell, who has been listening every word, tries to escape
from the lantern and helps Peter

Hook But time grows short. We have but 18 seconds, 15 seconds, 13 seconds
12 seconds. Well, I guess I can open it now. Tink arrives in the very last second Hi, Tink.
Peter Pan Look what Wendy left. Hey, stop that! Stop it! Whats the matter with you? Hook? A
bomb? Dont be ridiculous! Alarm ringing. Tink takes out the package
Hook And so passeth a worthy opponent.
Smee Amen.
Hook! It was a bomb! Why, if it hadnt been for Tink--- Tinker Bell! Tink? Tinker Bell?
tinkling Where are you, Tink? Tink? Tinker Bell! Tink. Are you all right? tinkling Wendy?
Peter Pan
The boys? But I gotta to save you first! Hold on, Tink! Hold on! Dont go out. Dont you
understand, Tink? You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!
Hook And now, which will it be? The pen or the plank?
Wendy Captain Hook, we will never join your crew.
Hook As you wish. Ladies first, me dear.
Wendy Goodbye boys.
Boys Goodbye, Wendy.
Wendy Be brave, John.
John I shall strive to, Wendy.
Wendy Goodbye Michael.
Michael Goodbye.
Come on!
Get on over there!
Dont give us no trouble!
Pirates
Go on, go on!
Get it over with!
Move along!
Michael Wendy, Wendy! She jumps but theres not a splash
Smee Captain, no splash.
Hook Not a sound.
Pirates Not a bloomin ripple

Its a jinx, thats what it is!

No splash!
No sign of the wench
Did you hear a splash?
Im telling you, mates, its a bad day.
Mark me words. Well all play for this.
The ships bewitched.
No splash, Captain.
We see that Peter has arrived in time to save Wendy and the boys.
Hook So you want a splash, Mr. Starkey? Ill give you a splash! Whos next?
Peter Pan Youre next, Hook! This time youve gone too far!
Boys Peter Pan! Peter Pan!
Michael And Wendy!
Hook It cant be.
Smee Its his blinkin ghost whats talkin
Peter Pan Say your prayers, Hook!
Hook

Ill show you this ghost has blood in his veins. Ill run him through! Oooh! Take that!
Curse this hook!

Peter Pan free the boys Come on, everybody!

John Hurry, Michael, hurry!
Hook

Dont stand there, you bilge rats! Get those scurvy brats! After the brats, men! This is
no mere boy. Tis some fiend fighting me. A flying devil!

John Hold your fire. Steady, men. Steady

Pirate Cut em with our irons!
John Fire!
Pirates

Crack that bloomin sky!

Let me at em!

John Down, you blackguard!

Michael!
Boys Yes, Bear killer!
Hurray for Bear Killer!
Hook Fly, fly, fly! You coward!
Peter Pan Coward? Me?
Hook
Peter Pan

You wouldnt dare to fight old Hook man-to-man. Youd fly away like a cowardly
sparrow!
Nobody calls Pan a coward and lives! Ill fight you man-to man with one hand behind my
back!

Hook You mean you wont fly?

Wendy No, no, Peter! Its a trick!
Peter Pan I give my word, Hook.
Hook Good. Then lets have at it! Now! Insolent youth, prepare to die!
Wendy Fly! Fly, Peter! Fly!
Peter Pan No! I gave my word. Youre mine, Hook!
Michael Cleave him to the brisket.
Hook

You wouldnt do old Hook in now, would you, lad? Ill go away forever. Ill do anything
you say.

Peter Pan Well, all right, if you say youre a codfish.

Hook Im a codfish.
Peter Pan Louder!
Hook screaming Im a codfish!
All Hurray! Hook is a codfish, a codfish, a codfish! Hook is a codfish, a codfish,a codfish!
Peter Pan All right Hook, youre free to go and never return.
Wendy

Peter! Hook tries to kill Peter in the back but he loose balance and falls to the water,
where the crocodile is waiting for him patiently

Hook Smee! Smee! Smee! Smee!

Smee Captain! Captain! Captain!
The Captain ends up in the water swimming for dear life from the eagerly snapping jaws of the
crocodile.
All Hooray! Hooray for Captain Pan!
Peter Pan All right, you swabs! Aloft with ya! Were castin off! Heave those halyards!
Wendy But-but, peter--- oh, that is, Captain Pan.
Peter Pan At your service, madam.
Wendy Could you tell me sir, where were sailing?
Peter Pan To London, madam.
Wendy Oh, Peter! Michael! John! Were going home!
Peter Pan Man the capstan! Hoist anchor! Pixie dust!
Its eleven in the evening. Nanas barking and the Darlings have just arrived home. They find
Wendys bed unslept-in but the girl herself in there. She tells all about their adventures with Peter
Pan and points out to her parents the silhouette of Hook s ship against the moon.
Mrs.
George, Im so glad you changed your mind about Wendy. After all, shes still a child.
Darling
Mr.
Pshaw, Mary. You know I never mean those things. Do I, Nana?
Darling
Mrs.
Oh! Wendy! Wendy! What on earth are you doing there?
Darling
Wendy yawns Hmm? Oh, mother, were back!
Mr.
Back?
Darling
Wendy All except the Lost Boys. They werent quite ready.
Mr.
Lost boy---? Ready?
Darling
Wendy To grow up. Thats why they went back to Never Land.
Mr.
Never Land?
Darling
Wendy Yes. But I am.
Mr.
Am?
Darling
Wendy Ready to grow up.
Mr.
Oh, oh! Well, my dear, all in good time. After all, perhaps we were--Darling
Wendy Oh, but, mother, it was a such a wonderful adventure!
Mr.
too--Darling
Wendy Tinker Bell and the mermaids and Peter Pan! Oh, he was the most wonderful of all! Why,

why, even when we were kidnapped, I--Mr.

Kidnapped?
Darling
Wendy

Mm-hmm. I knew Peter Pan would save us, and he did. And we all call him a codfish!
laughing Uh, Captain Hook, I mean. And then we sailed away on a ship in the sky.

Mr.
Hmm. Mary, Im going to bed.
Darling
Wendy Oh mother, he really is wonderful, isnt he? See how well he sails the ship?
Mrs.
George. George!
Darling
Mr. Now what, Mary? gasps Nana, d-did you see--- You know, I have the strangest feeling
Darling that Ive seen that ship before, a long time ago when I was very young.
Mrs.
George, dear.
Darling
Wendy Father.
When there's a smile in your heart
there's no better time to start
Off think of all the joy you'll find
singing when you leave the world behind
voice and bid your cares good-bye
you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!
THE END