I make the best websites. Everybody agrees. It's incredible. I don't even try hard, and all the other websites admit that mine's the best. So many awards. Huge recognition.
Facebook? More like Fake-Book. Losers. Sad! Sure, I have a Twitter. I wish I didn't have to, but everybody's asking for it. Just like LinkedIn, which of course is just a fake version of my incredible résumé. So amazing. And then there's my blog. From where I stand, it looks like one, one and a half million people hitting that daily. Biggest site on the internet. Really amazing. And you know what they say about people with huge websites, right? Right, everybody agrees. Best website.
--> This is just another boring personal website. I don't have a Facebook, sorry. Sounds to me like that would hurt. I do, however, have a Mastodon account, a LinkedIn profile and résumé, a blog, and, to the great amusement of my children, a distinct German accent.Professionally, I'm an accidental Infrastructure Security Architect. I also teach graduate classes in System Administration and Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment at Stevens Institute of Technology. The video lectures for these classes are available online free to anybody:
I still don't obfuscate my email address, have a public PGP key (that I even have the matching private key for!), and ride a very long skateboard through New York City, frequently wondering what things will be like when I grow up.
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