It’s OK. It’s over. I know a lot of people had high anxiety and were questioning if anything was right in this cold dark world, but in the end, we were able to persevere collectively and save the soul of this team. Bass made a long kick when it matters proving that fish are better than aquatic mammals. Sure, dolphins are always entertaining for a trick or two, but at the end of the day, we want Bass to reel in the victory. The AFC East hasn’t been in doubt for a few weeks now, but this victory gave us a titanic advantage over our rivals. And for the third week in a row a Rumbler exactly predicted the final score of 30-27! I’m not sure if they can balance a ball on their nose or do impressive jump-flips of joy –-- but NoiseIsTheBestRevenge will get to bask in the glory of not only being the closest for the week but also nailing the score with an impressive Exacto! Congratulations NoiseIsTheBestRevenge, on not only having a fantastic prognostication, but also having one of the longest names on the site that doesn’t use numbers of any kind. I’m sure 5 people are going to tell me how wrong I am (5Fs, I’m looking at you) but it’s damn long either way. Long names were always a pain in the neck when I used that graffiti generating website, but no longer! Enjoy the self-portrait I included here when I was six…

Week 10: Colts host Bills: Well, we cruised right past the halfway point of the season, and sure, I semi-jokingly say the Bills are going to go undefeated every year, but if you told me we’d start 7-2 before the season started, I’d be ecstatic with that result. We’re getting great contributions from our rookie class so far, Cook is seemingly running for 7 yards every time he touches the ball, Josh is among the favorites to win MVP and we’ve averaged 31.667 points the last three weeks. So, if you see me walking down the street with a big sh!4-eating grin on my face, that’s why. Who is going to start for QB in Indy this week? Who knows, hopefully it won’t matter. Buffalo comes into Indianapolis as a 4-pt favorite, the O/U is at 46 points.

Bills 41, Colts18. I see us beating our average from the last three weeks as we cruise to victory over the mediocre Colts. Davis get’s in twice. Shakir gets in twice. And an 8-yard TD scamper from JA17 puts the cherry on top of this one. A 3 INT game will never let the Colts get close.

The Shiv:

Week 10 has arrived. With it comes a 7/2 record and a strangle hold on the AFC East. Sweeping the little brother phins is always special even if it seems like we do it every year. I had to go to Amazon prime and get a few brooms to pass out to commemorate the season sweep. This week’s opponent is the Indianapolis Colts at Lucas Oil. While the Colts carry a 4/5 record, this isn’t a team to take lightly. While not a dynamic offense under Flacco, this team still boasts a top notch oline and one of the better RBs in the game. Defensively they are sound and well coached. This will be a game that Buffalo will need to be physical.

Offense: Keep Josh clean. That defensive front has some horses on it. The Bills Oline will need to come out strong. Use the TEs to attack the middle and throw to the RBs. Get an early lead, and you can get the colts out of a run based game plan.

Defense. If you stop the run, you stop the colts. Obviously, that’s the rub, right? Buffalo ditched the two high shell against Seattle and brought both Rapp and Hamlin into the box. Look for some more of that plan against an offense that lacks the vertical firepower to take advantage of single high safety.

Bills 27/Colts 14. This will be a physical game on the road but one that Buffalo should be able to take. As always our QB is 17x better than theirs. Go Bill

Hype Poster: Still haven’t gotten this time thing down; my clock has transported me to 1966 Spain, where one of the best Spaghetti Western’s this side of the Mississippi (What side? Whatever side you’re on, duh, don’t think about it too much) was made. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly – if you haven’t seen it, what are you waiting for? It was released like 58 years ago. Iconic music, iconic scenes of cowboys looking intently at each other, good story---it really is a fun one. This week we see The Good (Josh Allen) looking sharp, while Groot, a bad man on defense and Bass – we don’t care how ugly they look if they go through the uprights, look to join in on the fun. The early season Luck for the Colts is about to run out.

Are we gonna have another perfect guess this week? Stay tuned…and happy prognosticating!!

Wall of Winners:

Week 1: le f07

Week 2: Woody 501

Week 3: FlutieFlakes

Week 4: Covid-20 // BonJonBovi

Week 5: Covid 20

Week 6: Buffalove86

Week 7: JGFunk

Week 8: FL-Bill

Week 9: NoiseIsTheBestRevenge

And that's all folks...