�Bienvenido a la
Tierra! Usted est� a punto de nacer.
Me presento, soy "EL SISTEMA".
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No soy el due�o del mundo, pero
me he tomado el atrevimiento de manejarlo a mi antojo,
simplemente porque usted me ha otorgado su poder, o me lo
otorgar� m�s tarde o m�s temprano.
Si usted no se hace cargo de s� mismo, ya me har� cargo yo de
usted, pero a mi manera.
Si usted no recuerda qui�n es y a qu� ha venido aqu�, ya le dar�
yo una identidad y alguna que otra ocupaci�n.
Y ahora, antes de que usted nazca, perm�tame mostrarle algunas
reglas para que vaya entusiasm�ndose con lo que le espera. (es
que me encanta contarlo todo, no me resisto).
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Luego, cuando
acabe de leer esto, estas normas se borrar�n de su memoria y ya
no recordar� nada.
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A veces puede fallar y puede que
recuerden
algo a medida que crecen. En ese caso nos tomaremos el
atrevimiento de convertirlo en un cad�ver o, en caso de que
dicha tarea se complique, le haremos pasar por un demente
paranoico y, seg�n c�mo, pederasta.
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(No es personal, no se
ofenda, pero es que aqu� el l�der soy yo y no quiero dejar de
serlo).
Una vez al a�o usted se comprar� la nueva vestimenta de moda y
se creer� "original" y �nico.
Lo
fumigaremos desde aviones para mantenerlo atontado y enfermo.
Modificaremos todos los vegetales y frutas para quitarles sus
propiedades ben�ficas y volverlos t�xicos y venenosos.
Votar� a nuestros candidatos presidenciales y creer� en ellos. Y
nosotros nos reiremos de usted. Si es necesario se enfrentar� a
sus hermanos por ello.
Luchar� a muerte por un papel sin valor llamado
dinero. (Es tan
c�mico verlos pelear por eso).
Llenaremos su cabeza con informaci�n negativa para que se
mantenga atemorizado y paranoico (No es nada personal,
enti�ndalo, pero no podemos permitir que sean felices. Se nos
acabar�a el pastel).
Consumir� todo lo que le ofrezcamos.
Bailar� la canci�n de moda, cargada de mensajes subliminales que
lo denigran y se r�en de usted, sin que usted se entere.
Impregnaremos su cerebro con pornograf�a y sensualidad para que
tenga una idea distorsionada de la sexualidad.
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(Hemos
descubierto que
la energ�a sexual es poderos�sima y no podemos
permitir que usted sea consciente de ello).
Desperdiciar� su vida en cosas que cree valiosas solo porque
nosotros se lo hemos dicho y nunca se dar� cuenta de cu�les son
las cosas que s� tienen un valor real.
Tendr� �dolos por todas partes a los que glorificar� y se
olvidar� de usted mismo.
Cada diez a�os se desencadenar� una crisis econ�mico-social en
"su" pa�s que lo obligar� a trabajar m�s horas por menos dinero.
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(Es divertido ver c�mo se las arreglan para llegar a fin de mes
por un juego que nosotros hemos inventado solo para nuestra
diversi�n)
Creer� en nuestro sistema educativo, totalmente antinatural.
Creer� en nuestro
sistema m�dico, totalmente antinatural.
Defender� su patria, el pedazo de territorio que ya nos hemos
encargado de que usted crea que le pertenece, a�n a pesar de que
cuando viaje en avi�n vea que las fronteras no existen y que las
hemos inventado nosotros.
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(No es personal, enti�ndalo, pero es
que nos encanta verlos pelear)
Creer� a pies juntillas que usted es el due�o de su vida.
Nosotros le diremos subliminalmente c�mo hay que discutir contra
quienes tratan de decirle que es un esclavo.
Creer� en la historia del mundo que yo le cuente y que ser� la
que me convenga a m�, "El sistema".
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(No vamos a contarle que
usted es nuestro juguete)
Le insertaremos ideales que usted sentir� como naturales y que
estar� deseoso de cumplir cada cierto tiempo. Si usted no llega
a esas metas, se deprimir�.
Creer� que es feliz con todo lo que le ofrecemos porque le
implantaremos una idea de la 'felicidad' absolutamente
incoherente...
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Luchar� a muerte contra su pr�jimo con el prop�sito de defender
las m�s rid�culas interpretaciones del mundo y nunca, nunca,
nunca descubrir� qui�n soy yo, "El Sistema".
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Si la intuici�n que
le transmite su esp�ritu comienza a acercarlo a nuestro secreto,
seguramente le ofreceremos unirse a nuestras filas y adornarlo
de fama y fortuna, y si usted no pretende nada de eso, se
�suicidar�".
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(Le repito que no es algo personal, pero�)
En los d�as venideros usted se olvidar� de todo esto y volver� a
jugar a mi juego.
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Divertido, �verdad?
Bueno, ya le espera el doctor a
la salida del "T�nel", su madre
est� a punto de parirle y, mire por d�nde, usted va a comenzar
su andadura en este juego con una sonora y traum�tica cachetada
en el culo.
Welcome to earth! You are about to be born.
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Let me introduce myself, I am "The
System"...
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I
am not the owner of the world, but I have taken the courage to
handle it as I am pleased simply because you have granted me
your power or you will grant it to me sooner or later.
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If
you don't take care of yourself, I'll take care of you, but on
my own way.
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If
you do not remember who you are, since you have come here, I
will give you an identity and some other occupation. And now,
before you are born let me show you some rules so you can get
excited about what awaits you.
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It's that I love to tell everything, I can't resist.
Then when you finish reading this, these rules will be erased
from your memory and you will no longer remember anything.
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This can sometimes fail and some people may remember something
as they grow up and in that case we will take the boldness to
turn it into a corpse or in case this task is complicated we
will make him pass as a paranoid insane, and depending on how,
pedophile.
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It
is not something personal, do not be offended, but here I am the
leader and I do not want to stop being it.
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Once a year you will buy the new fashionable clothes and you
will think yourself original and unique.
We will spray it from airplanes to keep you groggy and sick, we
will modify all vegetables and fruits to take away their
beneficial properties and make them toxic and poisonous.
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You will vote for our presidential candidates and believe in
them and we will laugh at you.
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If
necessary, you will face your brothers for it, you will fight to
the death for a worthless role called money� it is so funny to
see everybody fighting for it.
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We
will fill your head with negative information to keep you scared
and paranoid.
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It
is nothing personal, I have already told you, understand, but we
cannot allow anybody to be happy; we would run out of cake.
You will consume everything that we offer you, you will dance to
the fashionable song loaded with subliminal messages that
denigrate you and make laugh of you without you knowing.
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We
will imbue your brain with pornography and sensuality so that
you have a distorted idea of sexuality because we have
discovered that sexual energy is extremely high and we cannot
allow you to be aware of it.
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You will waste your life on things that you think are valuable
just because we have told you so and you will never realize what
really are the things which have real value.
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You will have idols everywhere which you will glorify, and you
will forget about yourself.
Every ten years an economic and social crisis will be triggered
in your country which will force you to work longer hours for
less money. That's fun to see how people manage to make ends of
every month on a game we invented just for our fun.
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You will believe in our totally unnatural educational system;
you will believe in our totally unnatural medical system.
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You will defend your homeland, the piece of territory that we
have already taken care of so that you believe that it still
belongs to you despite the fact that when you travel by plane
you see that borders do not exist and that we have invented.
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It's not personal, but get it, it's that we love to see people
fight. You will absolutely believe that you are the owner of
your life.
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We
will tell you subliminally how to argue against those who try to
tell you that you are a slave.
You will believe in the history of the world which I will tell
you and that it will be the one that suits me, the system.
Because of course we are not going to tell you that you are our
toy.
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We
will insert your ideals which you will feel as natural and which
you will be willing to fulfill from time to time.
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If
you don't reach those goals, you will become depressed.
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You will believe that you are happy with everything we offer you
because we will implement an absolutely incoherent idea of
happiness.
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You will fight to the death against your fellow man in order to
defend the most ridiculous interpretations of the world and
nobody will never, never, never discover who I am, the system.
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If
the intuition transmitted by his spirit begins to bring somebody
closer to our secret, we will surely offer to join our ranks and
adorn him with fame and fortune; and if you do not intend any of
that, you will commit suicide.
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I
repeat, that it is nothing personal, but in the days to come you
will forget all this and you will go back to playing my game,
which is fun, you cannot say that it�s not.
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Well, the doctor is waiting for you at the exit of the tunnel,
your mother is about to give birth to you and look where you are
going to start your journey in this game, with a loud and
traumatic slap on the ass.
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Welcome to earth!
