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Brian Randolph Greene (born February 9, 1963) is an American theoretical physicist and string theorist. He has been a professor at Columbia University since 1996 and chairman of the World Science Festival since co-founding it in 2008. Greene has worked on mirror symmetry, relating two different Calabi–Yau manifolds (concretely, relating the conifold to one of its orbifolds). He also described the flop transition, a mild form of topology change, showing that topology in string theory can change at the conifold point.
Greene has become known to a wider audience through his books for the general public, The Elegant Universe, Icarus at the Edge of Time, The Fabric of the Cosmos, The Hidden Reality, and related PBS television specials. He also appeared on The Big Bang Theory episode "The Herb Garden Germination", as well as the films Frequency and The Last Mimzy. He is currently a member of the Board of Sponsors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.
Greene was born in New York City. His father, Alan Greene, was a one-time vaudeville performer and high school dropout who later worked as a voice coach and composer. He stated in an interview with Lawrence Krauss that he is of Jewish heritage. After attending Stuyvesant High School, Greene entered Harvard in 1980 to concentrate in physics. After completing his bachelor's degree, Greene earned his doctorate from Oxford University as a Rhodes Scholar, graduating in 1987. While at Oxford, Greene also studied piano with the concert pianist Jack Gibbons.
Brian Greene (born February 15, 1972) is a former American football player who played six seasons in the Arena Football League with the Charlotte Rage, Portland Forest Dragons/Oklahoma Wranglers and Los Angeles Avengers. He played college football at Western Oregon State College.
Brian M. Greene is an American politician and a Republican member of the Utah House of Representatives representing District 57 since January 1, 2013.
Born May 29, Greene earned his BA from Brigham Young University and his JD from its J. Reuben Clark Law School. He works as an attorney and small business owner and lives in Pleasant Grove, Utah with his wife Renee and three children.
When District 57 incumbent Republican Representative Craig Frank ran for the Utah State Senate in 2012 and left the seat open, Greene was selected as one of two candidates from the Republican convention for the June Republican Primary which he won with 2,057 votes (55.4%) and won the November General election with 11,029 votes (85.8%) against Democratic nominee Scott Gygi.
During the 2014 General Session Greene served on the House Health and Human Services Committee as well as the House Judiciary Committee.
In 2015, Greene questioned whether sex with an unconscious spouse should be considered rape during a committee hearing on a measure which sought to clarify that sex with an unconscious individual is rape. Greene later apologized for his comments and said media reports had taken his words out of context.
Join Brian Greene, acclaimed physicist and author, on a wild ride into the mind of Albert Einstein, revealing deep aspects of the world that defy everyday experience. Using a visually rich canvas of animations, Greene leads you through all the startling conclusions of special relativity, from time travel to space warps to E = mc2. In the span of 2+ hours, this short master class will change your conception of reality. This is a mostly non-mathematical version of the WSU Master Class “Special Relativity with Brian Greene.” https://youtu.be/XFV2feKDK9E #WorldSciU 0:00 - Start The Special Theory of Relativity - 00:05 Speed - 00:05:50 The Speed of Light - 00:18:23 Relativity of Simultaneity - 00:27:42 Time in Motion - 00:37:42 How Fast Does Time Slow? - 00:47:49 Time Dilation: Experimental...
Physicist Brian Greene explains superstring theory, the idea that minuscule strands of energy vibrating in 11 dimensions create every particle and force in the universe. View full lesson: http://ed.ted.com/lessons/brian-greene-on-string-theory Talk by Brian Greene.
Physicist Brian Greene takes you on a visual, conceptual, and mathematical exploration of Einstein’s spectacular insights into space, time, and energy. In just 11.5 hours, using nothing more advanced than high school algebra, journey from Einstein’s earliest musings on the speed of light to his startling realization that time can tick at different rates to his revolutionary discovery of the world’s most famous formula, E = mc2. This is a more in-depth and mathematical version of the WSU Master Class “Space, Time, and Einstein.” https://youtu.be/CKJuC5CUMgU #WorldSciU Watch the class in full or view in segments via the chapter links below. Experience the associated free online course at World Science U: https://worldscienceu.com/courses/special-relativity-world-science-u/ 0:00...
World-renowned physicist Brian Greene offers a captivating exploration of the cosmos and our ongoing quest to understand it. Greene takes us on a journey across time—from our most refined understanding of the universe’s beginning to the closest science can take us to the very end. He also explains the distinct but interwoven layers of reality—from quantum mechanics to consciousness to black holes. Greene is known for his groundbreaking discoveries in superstring theory. He provides a clearer sense of how we came to be, where we are now and where we are ultimately headed. In association with Wonderfest.org Brian Greene Director, Columbia University’s Center for Theoretical Physics; Author, Until the End of Time: Mind, Matter, and Our Search for Meaning in an Evolving Universe; Twitter ...
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Theoretical Physicist Brian Greene explains how the universe works using a water bottle and disco music.
Theoretical Physicist Brian Greene explains supernovas and demonstrates how a star like ours eventually dies. Oh, and he breaks a world record, too. "Subscribe To ""The Late Show"" Channel HERE: http://bit.ly/ColbertYouTube For more content from ""The Late Show with Stephen Colbert"", click HERE: http://bit.ly/1AKISnR Watch full episodes of ""The Late Show"" HERE: http://bit.ly/1Puei40 Download the Colbert App HERE: http://apple.co/1Qqgwk4 Like ""The Late Show"" on Facebook HERE: http://on.fb.me/1df139Y Follow ""The Late Show"" on Twitter HERE: http://bit.ly/1dMzZzG Follow ""The Late Show"" on Google+ HERE: http://bit.ly/1JlGgzw Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: http://bit.ly/12rLxg...
http://www.ted.com At the heart of modern cosmology is a mystery: Why does our universe appear so exquisitely tuned to create the conditions necessary for life? In this tour de force tour of some of science's biggest new discoveries, Brian Greene shows how the mind-boggling idea of a multiverse may hold the answer to the riddle. TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes. Featured speakers have included Al Gore on climate change, Philippe Starck on design, Jill Bolte Taylor on observing her own stroke, Nicholas Negroponte on One Laptop per Child, Jane Goodall on chimpanzees, Bill Gates on malaria and mosquitoes, Pattie Maes on the "Sixth Sense" wearabl...
Brian Greene is a theoretical physicist, mathematician, and string theorist. He has been a professor at Columbia University since 1996 and chairman of the World Science Festival since co-founding it in 2008. His new book "Until the End of Time" is now available: https://amzn.to/2ug680o
This is an audio version of the Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Greene_(American_football) Listening is a more natural way of learning, when compared to reading. Written language only began at around 3200 BC, but spoken language has existed long ago. Learning by listening is a great way to: - increases imagination and understanding - improves your listening skills - improves your own spoken accent - learn while on the move - reduce eye strain Now learn the vast amount of general knowledge available on Wikipedia through audio (audio article). You could even learn subconsciously by playing the audio while you are sleeping! If you are planning to listen a lot, you could try using a bone conduction headphone, or a standard speaker instead of an ear...
He is a big powerful 315 lb bruiser on the offensiveline with offers. Check out Brian Greene of Eisenhower High School. http://www.hudl.com/athlete/2787418/brian-greene Follow leading Prep Football Analyst Dirk Knudsen and his crew at http://www.NorthwestPrepReport.com - Stay up on all the Action at https://www.facebook.com/NorthwestPrepReport/ and of Course TWEET With Us at https://twitter.com/NWprepreport
Graduate transfer offensive lineman Brian Greene (Washington State) talks about his transition at Michigan State his goals for the season and his off-season improvement in Jason Novak's strength and conditioning program.
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Brian Greene
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Brian Randolph Greene (born February 9, 1963) is an American theoretical physicist and string theorist. He has been a professor at Columbia University since 1996 and chairman of the World Science Festival since co-founding it in 2008. Greene has worked on mirror symmetry, relating two different Calabi–Yau manifolds (concretely, relating the conifold to one of its orbifolds). He also described the flop transition, a mild form of topology change, showing that topology in string theory can change at the conifold point.
Greene has become known to a wider audience through his books for the general public, The Elegant Universe, Icarus at the Edge of Time, The Fabric of the Cosmos, The Hidden Reality, and related PBS television specials. He also appeared on The Big Bang Theory episode "The Herb Garden Germination", as well as the films Frequency and The Last Mimzy. He is currently a member of the Board of Sponsors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.
Greene was born in New York City. His father, Alan Greene, was a one-time vaudeville performer and high school dropout who later worked as a voice coach and composer. He stated in an interview with Lawrence Krauss that he is of Jewish heritage. After attending Stuyvesant High School, Greene entered Harvard in 1980 to concentrate in physics. After completing his bachelor's degree, Greene earned his doctorate from Oxford University as a Rhodes Scholar, graduating in 1987. While at Oxford, Greene also studied piano with the concert pianist Jack Gibbons.
Band.
Uh, I don't know it's... It's just a thing with me you know.
If I see somethin' that I like, it's a... I have to go for it.
And I like what I see, baby. Ah, come here.
I got real bored on a friday night, I couldn't find a damn thing to do.
So I pulled out a suit about the same color as my BMW.
I drove to the party and I stepped on in, just to see what I could see.
Everybody knew what I was lookin' for. I was lookin' for some company, that's right!
Jerk out, jerkin' everything in sight. - And you know that I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. - I got the cash, I got the ride. Oh, Lawd.
Got to make some love tonight. - And you know I got the look.
I saw a real fine thing sittin' by the bar. She looked kinda all alone.
So I slid on over and I asked her name. The Stella was bad to the bone.
I showed her my stash and I kissed her cheek. The only kind of rap it takes.
She knew I was bad when I jerked her to my ride. She said, "How much money you make?"
Let's just say it'll be more money...
Jerk out. - Than you'll ever see in your lifetime, ha ha!
Jerkin' everything in sight. - I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight.
(chorus)
Jerk it, jerk it. - I'm talkin' about the ...
Jerk it, jerk it. Jerk out.
Jerk it, jerk it. - I'm talkin' about the ...
Jerk it, jerk it. Jerk out.
I took her to my crib and I laid her down. Her body felt kinda right.
Maybe I was wrong but what the hell, I figured that was what she liked.
I said "Baby, don't get too comfortable, cuz I really like to sleep alone.
Leave your number on the table by my data bank. I love you, but you got to go."
.... What?
Jerk out. - You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the hell outta here.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight. - All night.
Jerk out. - What's your number girl?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - In sight. The master of the....
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight. - Oh, I got to make some love.
(repeat chorus)
Jerk out, jerkin' everything in sight. - You look so satisfied.
Jerk out. - Ha ha ha ha! Hiyi, that's it.
Got to make some love tonight. - Got to make some love to night.
Jerk out. - Ayi Ayiiiii!
.... Please, who ever told you, you could sing?
Ah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Jerk out. - Jerome, stop at the instant teller so I can get me some cash.
Got to make some love to night. - Yes.
Fellas, y'all play somethin'? That's it.
You know I think I feel the need fo a change.
Cross over. There's so many things we can do.
You like, ah, Raviolios, Cherrios, Spaghettios.
You can just never have enough O's, uh!
Jerk out. - Hey, oh!
Jerkin' everything in sight - Everybody...
Jerk out. - No, oh!
Got to make some love to night - Whoaoo!
Jerk out. - Don't you all just hate it when we walk in y'all's joint?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - And just jerk out everything in sight? Don't it make you mad?
Jerk out. - Don't it make you mad?
Got to make some love tonight? - It'd make me mad.
Fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Uh, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight!
That's right, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Huh, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight
Look out, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Ha, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight
Fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Good God, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight!
Somebody bring me a mirror.
What suit should I wear tonight?
If you think I'm cool, you're right.
Somebody say Kool-Aid! - Kool-Aid!
Jerk it.... uh!
Make a little love tonight. - What?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Oh, that's right.
Make a little love tonight. - Oh Lawd.
Jerkin' everything in sight. That's frightenin'.
Make a little love tonight. - We can do this.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Oh Lawd.
Make a little love tonight. - Fellas.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Yes.
Make a little love... - Oh.
Make a little love... - Yeah.
Make a little love tonight. - Ha ha!
Jerk out. - I'm the master of the jerk out.
.... Ha, them's your drawers, Morris.
Now tell me somethin' that I don't already know J.B.
Jerk out. - It's just one of them things you know, huh.
Got to make some love tonight. - Money, clothes, cars, credit cards, houses.
Jerk out. - You know what I'm talkin about, ha ha!
Jerkin' everything in sight.
.... What's he talkin' about?
You should see my home. It's... so nice.
.... Girl, he is kinda sexy.
.... Girl, please!
Oh, well, if you're not doin' anything. We could go there right now.
.... Can my friend come?
Oh, I'd love that.
.... Girl!
Uh, that sure is a lovely blouse you have on.
.... Thank you.
Can I take it off?
.... No.
Oh, I just wanna..., oh, I just wanna touch it.
.... Stop.
So nice, so nice.
.... No. Stop.
Oh, that was so nice.