Stuck on You is a 2003 comedy film directed by the Farrelly brothers and starring Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear as conjoined twins, whose conflicting aspirations provide both conflict and humorous situations, in particular when one of them wishes to move to Hollywood to pursue a career as an actor.
Plot
Conjoined twins Bob and Walt Tenor try to live as normally as possible. Outgoing and sociable Walt aspires to be a Hollywood actor, however, whereas shy, introverted Bob prefers the quiet life. They run Quikee Burger, a diner in Oak Bluffs on Martha's Vineyard, that guarantees free meals to customers whose orders are not completed in three minutes, a testament to how skilled and in sync Bob and Walt are with each other. Though Walt is comfortable socializing with women, Bob is the shyer of the two, and carries on a long-distance relationship with a pen pal named May Fong whom he has never met in person, and who is unaware that they are conjoined twins.
Walt gets a role in a local play. Bob stays as much as possible in the background, as he has a tendency to get stage fright. Following the play's success, Walt decides to follow his dream to Hollywood and persuades his hesitant brother to go along for the ride.
They rent an apartment in California and become friends with fellow aspiring actress April Mercedes. When she expresses curiosity about their conjoinment, Walt explains that they share a liver that is mostly Bob's, and that because surgical separation entails a higher risk to Walt, Bob would not consent to the surgery, even though Walt favored it. It is also the reason why Walt appears somewhat older than Bob. (Greg Kinnear is seven years older than Matt Damon in real life.)
If you a star I be your milky way If you a bar I drink up everyday If you the town I be the talk If you the talk Baby I be the walk If you wanna dig I be your gold baby If you wanna live I be your old age You be the time I be the clock You be the tick I be the tock If you wanna race I run like crazy If you wanna ride I drive ya daily If you a beach I be the sand You wanna give I be your hand Chorus: You got me Stuck to you You got me Stuck to you You got me Stuck to you You got me Stuck to you You got me Stuck to you You got me Stuck to you You got me Stuck to you You got me Stuck to you If you a case I be a jury If you a sin I be your mercy If you a beat I be the moves If you a tree Baby I be the roots If you made For walkin' I be your boots If you a bride I be your wedding If you a soul I be Your Otis Redding If you a verse I be your song If you a king I be your kong (Chorus) Clap hands C'mon Clap hands C'mon (C'mon) Clap hands C'mon (C'mon) Headed For a breakdown (Headed For a breakdown) I'm a fool I'm a clown (She's a fool She's a clown) But you Stuck me so good That's right I been shot down Headed For a breakdown (Headed For a breakdown) I'm a fool I'm a clown (She's a fool She's a clown) But you Stuck me so good That's right I been shot down (Chorus 2x) Stuck it to me Good now Baby I'm stuck to you Clap hands C'mon Clap hands C'mon Clap hands C'mon (C'mon) You got me
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The data, published on Tuesday, assumes the level of net migration will average 340,000 a year from mid-2028 onwards, lower than current levels ... — Office for National Statistics (ONS) (@ONS) January 28, 2025.
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