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$('.stream > div:odd').addClass('bgr_color');
updateHeight('#history');
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parts.splice(parts.indexOf('fs'), 1);
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parts.splice(parts.indexOf(noSoundMode), 1);
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parts.splice(parts.indexOf(previewMode), 1);
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parts = ['1-14', '999:59'];
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}
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var page = parseInt(area || '1') || 1;
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url: 'https://login.wn.com/recent/json/?pp='+history_pp+'&skip='+history_pp*(page-1),
dataType: 'jsonp',
success: function(response){
$ensure(function(){
renderHistory(response, page);
});
}
});
return true;
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if(tab == 'global_history' && false){
var page = parseInt(area || '1') || 1;
globalHistory.fetchStream(page, '', function(){
updateHeight('#global_history');
});
return true;
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myPlaylists.fetchStream(page, '', function(){
updateHeight('#my_playlists');
});
return true;
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var page = parseInt(area || '1') || 1;
myVideos.fetchStream(page, '', function(){
updateHeight('#my_videos');
});
return true;
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var seconds = parsePosition(areas);
scrollRelated(seconds);
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//FIX ME. Load news page with ajax here
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//FIX ME. Load timeline page with ajax here
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var vp = videoplayers[playerId];
window.descriptionsholder = $('.descriptionsplace');
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$('.replaycurrent'+playerId).attr('checked', true);
vp.setReplayCurrent(true);
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var playQueuePosition = 0;
var playShouldStart = null;
var playShouldStop = null;
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var results = [];
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if(window.console && console.log) console.log("Warning: No video for queued entry: " + items[i]);
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var el = vp.playlistContainer.find('>li').eq(ppos);
var par = el.closest('.playlist_scrollarea');
par.scrollTop(el.offset().top-par.height()/2);
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vp.setVolumeUnMute();
noSoundMode = false;
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vp.setVolumeMute();
noSoundMode = 'turn-on';
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}
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vp.playFromPlaylist(playPosition.video);
scrollToPlaylistPosition(vp);
playShouldStart = playPosition.start;
playShouldStop = playPosition.stop;
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clog("Advancing play position...");
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playQueuePosition ++;
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playQueueUpdate();
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playQueuePosition = 0;
playQueueUpdate();
vp.seekTo(playShouldStart);
vp.playVideo();
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vp.pauseVideo();
playShouldStop = null;
playShouldStart = null;
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};
function loadMoreVideos(playerId, vp, start, finish, callback){
var playlistInfo = playlists[playerId-1];
if(playlistInfo.loading >= finish) return;
playlistInfo.loading = finish;
$.ajax({
url: '/api/upge/cheetah-photo-search/query_videos2',
dataType: 'json',
data: {
query: playlistInfo.query,
orderby: playlistInfo.orderby,
start: start,
count: finish-start
},
success: function(response){
var pl = vp.getPlaylist().slice(0);
pl.push.apply(pl, response);
vp.setPlaylist(pl);
callback();
}
});
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if(parts.length == 1 && matchDash(parts[0])){
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var vids = parseDash(parts[0]);
parts = [];
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playQueue.push({
'video': pl[vids[i]-1],
'start': 0,
'stop': null
})
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loadMoreVideos(playerId, vp, pl.length, vids[vids.length-1], function(){
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activateTabArea(tab, parts[0]+'/fs');
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activateTabArea(tab, parts[0]);
}
var pls = vp.getPlaylist();
vp.playFromPlaylist(pls[pls.length-1]);
vp.playVideo();
scrollToPlaylistPosition(vp);
});
return true;
}
}
if(playQueue){
playQueueUpdate();
vp.playVideo();
parsed = true;
playShouldStart = 0;
}
}
if(previewMode){
var vids = [];
var dur = 0;
var pl = vp.getActualPlaylist();
area = parts[0];
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vids = parseDash('1-'+pl.length);
dur = parsePosition(parts[0]);
parts = [];
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vids = parseDash(parts[0]);
dur = parsePosition("999:59");
parts = [];
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dur = parsePosition(parts[1]);
parts = [];
}
for(var i = 0; i < vids.length; i++){
playQueue.push({
'video': pl[vids[i]-1],
'start': 0,
'stop': dur
})
}
if(playQueue){
playQueueUpdate();
vp.playVideo();
parsed = true;
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}
if(parts.length>1){
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var sel = findMatchingVideo(vp, parts[i]);
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'video': sel,
'start': 0,
'stop': null
})
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playQueueUpdate();
vp.playVideo();
parsed = true;
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var sel = findMatchingVideo(vp, area);
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vp.playFromPlaylist(sel);
playShouldStart = 0;
parsed = true;
}
}
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playShouldStart = 0;
}
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if(playQueue){
playQueuePosition = 0;
playQueueUpdate();
}
}
}
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parsed = true;
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playShouldStart = action.start;
playShouldStop = action.stop;
parsed = true;
}
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video: vp.getCurrentVideo(),
start: playShouldStart,
stop: playShouldStop
});
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playQueueAdvancePosition();
}else{
playShouldStart = null;
}
}
}, 500);
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playQueueAdvancePosition();
}
});
vp.playerContainer.bind('videoplayer.player.readychange', function(e, state){
if(state){
updateVolumeState();
if(playShouldStart !== null){
vp.seekTo(playShouldStart);
playShouldStart = null;
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playShouldStop = null; // someone started other video, stop playing from playQueue
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triggerFullscreen(playerId); fsonload = false;
}
});
}
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load_wiki($('#'+tab), function(){
if(area){
var areaNode = $('#'+area);
if(areaNode.length>0){
$('html, body').scrollTop(areaNode.offset().top + 10);
return true;
}
}
});
}
}
return parsed;
})
window.activateTab = ensure(function(tab, area){
window.activeArea = null;
if(tab == 'import_videos'){
if(area){
import_videos(area);
}else{
start_import();
}
return true;
}
if(tab == 'chat'){
update_chat_position($('.chat').eq(0));
window.activeArea = 'chat';
jQuery('.tabtrigger').offscreentabs('activateTab', 'chat');
return true;
}
if(tab in rev_names){
tab = rev_names[tab];
}
if(tab.match(':')){ return false; }
var sup = $('ul li a[id=#'+tab+']');
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sup.first().click();
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window.activeArea = null;
}
window.activeArea = null;
return true;
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add_more_videos(to_add);
return true;
}
}
}
return false;
});
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return window.lastHistory.replace(basepath, '').split('?')[0];
});
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path = basepath;
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} else {
path = basepath + '/' + path.replace('--','/');
}
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path += document.location.search;
}
if(window.lastHistory) {
history.pushState(null, null, path);
}
else if(window.lastHistory != path){
history.replaceState(null, null, path);
window.lastHistory = path;
}
}
else{
path = path.replace('--','/');
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path = '';
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window.lastHistory = '/'+path;
}
}
});
$('.tabtrigger li a').live('click', ensure(function() {
var tab = $(this).attr('id');
if(tab.substring(0,1) == '#'){
var name = tab.substring(1);
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name = menu_names[name][0];
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realTab = rev_names[name];
$('#'+realTab).show();
if(window.console && console.log) console.log("Triggering tab: "+name+(window.activeArea?" activeArea="+window.activeArea:''));
var path = name;
if(window.activeArea){
path = path + '/' + window.activeArea;
}
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$('.related_playlist').show();
$('.longest_videos_playlist').show();
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$('.multiple-playlists').hide();
$('.related_playlist').hide();
$('.longest_videos_playlist').hide();
}
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if (mc) {
mc.startCredits();
}
}
window.activeTab = realTab;
addHistory(path);
setTimeout(ensure(function(){
if(tab.match(/language--/)){
$('.tabtrigger').offscreentabs('activateTab', 'language');
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if(tab.match(/weather/)) {
$('.tabtrigger').offscreentabs('activateTab', 'weather');
loadContinent();
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updateHeight();
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} else {
var query = elem.find('.keywords').html();
$.ajax({
context: elem,
url: 'https://wn.com/api/upge/cheetah-search-adv/video',
cache: true,
data: {
'query': query
},
dataType: 'jsonp',
success: function(text) {
if (text.length > 0) {
video_id = text[0].id;
elem.find('.player').html('
VIDEO
');
}
}
});
}
}
var stopAllYouTubeVideos = function() {
var iframes = document.querySelectorAll('iframe');
Array.prototype.forEach.call(iframes, function(iframe) {
iframe.contentWindow.postMessage(JSON.stringify({ event: 'command', func: 'pauseVideo' }), '*');
});
}
jQuery(function() {
jQuery(".playVideo").live("click", function() {
if(!$(this).hasClass("played")){
stopAllYouTubeVideos();
var elem = $(this);
setTimeout(function(){
mouseOverMe(elem);
}, 1000);
}
});
jQuery(".description_box .expandContent").live("click", function() {
elem = $(this).parent().parent().parent().find('.descContent');
if(elem.height() > 51) {
elem.css('height', '44px');
$(this).html('Show More
');
}else{
elem.css('height', 'auto');
$(this).html('Hide
');
}
});
jQuery('.interview-play-off').click(function() {
$(".interview-play-off").hide();
$(".interview-play").show();
$(".videoplayer-control-pause").click();
});
jQuery(".video-desc .show_author_videos").live("click", function() {
query = $(this).attr('title');
container = $(this).parent().parent().parent().find('.video-author-thumbs');
$(this).parent().parent().parent().find('.video-author-thumbs').css('height', '220px');
jQuery.ajax({
url: '/api/upge/cheetah-photo-search/videoresults',
data: {'query': query},
success: function(text) {
if(!text) { text = i18n("No results"); }
container.html(jQuery(text));
}
});
});
});
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var query = jQuery('.radio_query').val();
jQuery.ajax({
data: { query: query },
url: '/api/upge/cheetah-photo-search/radio',
success: function(text) {
jQuery('.radio-search-results').html(jQuery(text));
updateHeight();
$('#RadioSearchTable').tablesorter();
$('#RadioSearchTable').trigger("update");
}
});
return false; // do not submit the form
});
$(".search-tools-btn").click(function () {
header = $(this);
content = $(".search-tools-content");
if(content.is(':visible')) {
content.hide('slow');
header.html('Tools ');
}else{
content.show('slow');
header.html('Hide ');
}
});
});
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