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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks · Bloodhound Gang
One Fierce Beer Coaster
℗ 1996 Geffen Records
Released on: 1996-01-01
Producer, Studio Personnel, Assistant Mixer: Jimmy Pop Ali
Studio Personnel, Engineer, Mixer: Raahu
Composer Lyricist: Jimmy Franks
Auto-generated by YouTube.
published: 12 Dec 2018
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Bloodhound Gang - I wish I was Queer [Lyrics]
I struggled to find a lyric video to this song when I was finding a download so I made my own.
Background (c) Me
Progam used - Sony Vegas PRO 10
Song : I wish I was Queer by Bloodhound Gang
published: 13 Aug 2011
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Bloodhound Gang - I wish I Was Queer So [Live Rock am Ring 2006]
Live at Nürburgring, Nürburg, Germany on June 3, 2006.
Full Concert: http://youtu.be/nII8Rtj1Jxw
Lyrics:
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a sup...
published: 30 Jul 2015
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i wish i was queer so i could get chicks:bloodhound gang: whith lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/user/beatlesfan090909 link to other Channel http://www.youtube.com/user/BlueTyler10
published: 02 Sep 2010
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Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Lounge Version)
Third track of the I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (7'' Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 1997. (C) 1997 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theor...
published: 30 Dec 2011
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Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Fourth track of the One Fierce Beer Coaster (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 3rd December, 1996. (C) 1996 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a quee...
published: 27 Dec 2015
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Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Punk Rock Version)
Second track of the Along Comes Mary (European Release) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 25th May, 1999. (C) 1999 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
Scoring wit...
published: 31 Dec 2011
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The Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I... (1997)
The Bloodhound Gang performing "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" live at the Bizarre Festival 1997.
published: 14 Sep 2007
3:49
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks · Bloodhound Gang
One Fierce Beer Coaster
℗ 1996 Geffen Records
Releas...
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks · Bloodhound Gang
One Fierce Beer Coaster
℗ 1996 Geffen Records
Released on: 1996-01-01
Producer, Studio Personnel, Assistant Mixer: Jimmy Pop Ali
Studio Personnel, Engineer, Mixer: Raahu
Composer Lyricist: Jimmy Franks
Auto-generated by YouTube.
https://wn.com/I_Wish_I_Was_Queer_So_I_Could_Get_Chicks
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks · Bloodhound Gang
One Fierce Beer Coaster
℗ 1996 Geffen Records
Released on: 1996-01-01
Producer, Studio Personnel, Assistant Mixer: Jimmy Pop Ali
Studio Personnel, Engineer, Mixer: Raahu
Composer Lyricist: Jimmy Franks
Auto-generated by YouTube.
- published: 12 Dec 2018
- views: 1470018
3:49
Bloodhound Gang - I wish I was Queer [Lyrics]
I struggled to find a lyric video to this song when I was finding a download so I made my own.
Background (c) Me
Progam used - Sony Vegas PRO 10
Song : I wish ...
I struggled to find a lyric video to this song when I was finding a download so I made my own.
Background (c) Me
Progam used - Sony Vegas PRO 10
Song : I wish I was Queer by Bloodhound Gang
https://wn.com/Bloodhound_Gang_I_Wish_I_Was_Queer_Lyrics
I struggled to find a lyric video to this song when I was finding a download so I made my own.
Background (c) Me
Progam used - Sony Vegas PRO 10
Song : I wish I was Queer by Bloodhound Gang
- published: 13 Aug 2011
- views: 466154
3:19
Bloodhound Gang - I wish I Was Queer So [Live Rock am Ring 2006]
Live at Nürburgring, Nürburg, Germany on June 3, 2006.
Full Concert: http://youtu.be/nII8Rtj1Jxw
Lyrics:
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-...
Live at Nürburgring, Nürburg, Germany on June 3, 2006.
Full Concert: http://youtu.be/nII8Rtj1Jxw
Lyrics:
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
https://wn.com/Bloodhound_Gang_I_Wish_I_Was_Queer_So_Live_Rock_Am_Ring_2006
Live at Nürburgring, Nürburg, Germany on June 3, 2006.
Full Concert: http://youtu.be/nII8Rtj1Jxw
Lyrics:
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
- published: 30 Jul 2015
- views: 23460
3:54
i wish i was queer so i could get chicks:bloodhound gang: whith lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/user/beatlesfan090909 link to other Channel http://www.youtube.com/user/BlueTyler10
http://www.youtube.com/user/beatlesfan090909 link to other Channel http://www.youtube.com/user/BlueTyler10
https://wn.com/I_Wish_I_Was_Queer_So_I_Could_Get_Chicks_Bloodhound_Gang_Whith_Lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/user/beatlesfan090909 link to other Channel http://www.youtube.com/user/BlueTyler10
- published: 02 Sep 2010
- views: 32847
5:05
Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Lounge Version)
Third track of the I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (7'' Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 1997. (C) 1997 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop...
Third track of the I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (7'' Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 1997. (C) 1997 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
'Cause super model means voluptuous
But is also is synonymous with super dumb
You see I'd be a good listener
So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim
It's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat
Is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
Change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip
He's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
https://wn.com/Bloodhound_Gang_I_Wish_I_Was_Queer_So_I_Could_Get_Chicks_(Lounge_Version)
Third track of the I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (7'' Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 1997. (C) 1997 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
'Cause super model means voluptuous
But is also is synonymous with super dumb
You see I'd be a good listener
So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim
It's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat
Is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
Change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip
He's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
- published: 30 Dec 2011
- views: 80012
3:52
Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Fourth track of the One Fierce Beer Coaster (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 3rd December, 1996. (C) 1996 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
If your ...
Fourth track of the One Fierce Beer Coaster (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 3rd December, 1996. (C) 1996 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
'Cause super model means voluptuous
But is also is synonymous with super dumb
You see I'd be a good listener
So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim
It's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat
Is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
Change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip
He's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
https://wn.com/Bloodhound_Gang_I_Wish_I_Was_Queer_So_I_Could_Get_Chicks
Fourth track of the One Fierce Beer Coaster (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 3rd December, 1996. (C) 1996 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
'Cause super model means voluptuous
But is also is synonymous with super dumb
You see I'd be a good listener
So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim
It's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat
Is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
Change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip
He's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
- published: 27 Dec 2015
- views: 33645
3:33
Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Punk Rock Version)
Second track of the Along Comes Mary (European Release) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 25th May, 1999. (C) 1999 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Po...
Second track of the Along Comes Mary (European Release) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 25th May, 1999. (C) 1999 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
'Cause super model means voluptuous
But is also is synonymous with super dumb
You see I'd be a good listener
So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim
It's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat
Is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
Change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip
He's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
https://wn.com/Bloodhound_Gang_I_Wish_I_Was_Queer_So_I_Could_Get_Chicks_(Punk_Rock_Version)
Second track of the Along Comes Mary (European Release) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 25th May, 1999. (C) 1999 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
'Cause super model means voluptuous
But is also is synonymous with super dumb
You see I'd be a good listener
So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim
It's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat
Is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
Change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip
He's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
- published: 31 Dec 2011
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The Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I... (1997)
The Bloodhound Gang performing "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" live at the Bizarre Festival 1997.
The Bloodhound Gang performing "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" live at the Bizarre Festival 1997.
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The Bloodhound Gang performing "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" live at the Bizarre Festival 1997.
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