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    1. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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      Learning new things from Googlepic.twitter.com/LBEZINaM3v

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    2. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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    3. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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    4. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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    5. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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    6. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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    7. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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      Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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      I like this one because it’s wrong in two totally separate wayspic.twitter.com/xe82IsJL55

      7:47 PM - 30 Nov 2020
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      • The-ho-ho-ho-philus DribbleChin Simone Sturniolo 💤🌵🤖thought follower 👑💀 Queenly Orla Roux 💀👑 Nemi (stuck at mom’s) Abby Dizzy H. Slightly Voided 32×41 Jenny Maccabee
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        1. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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        2. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 30 Nov 2020
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        3. Randall Munroe‏Verified account @xkcd 7 Dec 2020
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          This, from February 2014, is still my favorite wrong answer I’ve ever gotten from Google. I want a tiny eagle!pic.twitter.com/ba53RbY0FB

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        1. Paul and Storm‏Verified account @paulandstorm 30 Nov 2020
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          Replying to @xkcd

          [P] Like the opposite poles of a magnet. (which he also invented)

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        2. Raymond Cascella‏ @raycascella 30 Nov 2020
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          And chairs!

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        1. starpolemic‏ @starpolemic 30 Nov 2020
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        1. 12 ➡️17‏ @bubblernotfount 30 Nov 2020
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          Replying to @xkcd

          Your right you forgot to capitalize the first letter and there's no period. Silly goose

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        1. Greg Conan | #BlackLivesMatter | #AbolishICE‏ @gregoryconan 30 Nov 2020
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          Replying to @xkcd

          pic.twitter.com/uxoCbsZ45h

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        2. Greg Conan | #BlackLivesMatter | #AbolishICE‏ @gregoryconan 30 Nov 2020
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        1. Luis Perez-Breva, PhD‏ @lpbreva 30 Nov 2020
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          And oddly they don’t cancel out! Go figure

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