Review: Watchy - an eInk watch full of interesting compromises


Watch with a big USB cable plugged in.

The last smartwatch that I tried was some awful early Sony device with a locked-down ROM. The battery died after a day and I couldn't find the proprietary charger. It slurped up all my data. It was garish to look at. And it was expensive. The Watchy is the opposite in every single conceivable way. It is an Arduino powered, open source, eInk display, with no data guzzling tendancies. And is only £60 including delivery. It's gorgeous to look at without being distracting, has a massive battery …

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What obvious thing are we missing? And can AI help?


A robot with a backlit human face.

I'm obsessed with the idea that human progress could be accelerated - if only we realised how to properly combine existing technology. I don't want to go "Ancient Aliens" here - but even a cursory reading of scientific history will show you were humanity's progress could have been dramatically fast if only knowledge was more widely shared and recognised. The book "How To Invent Everything" makes a compelling case that the material conditions for scientific development often existed long before …

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How easy should we make it to do things we don't want people to do?


Clip from the movie "The Producers". Leopold Bloom says "Under the right circumstances, a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit."

There was an interesting discussion at UKGovCamp a few months ago. UKGC is an unofficial yearly gathering of public sector people, who chat informally about thorny issues at work. Suppose a digital design team has to support a policy which charges people money every time they do a thing. Let's say driving a car across a bridge. There's all sorts of cool tech that you could use in order to make the payment process as simple as possible. Perhaps numberplate recognition tied to a credit card?…

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Trespass?


Family trespassed from Domino’s pizza chain after claim of metal screw in pizza slice turns nasty.

Perhaps you are aware of the Mandela Effect - a psychological phenomenon where you are convinced you remember something which never actually happened. This, combined with the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon - where you suddenly start noticing something unusual - can cause extreme cognitive dissonance. What does the verb "to trespass" mean to you? I always thought it was the act of going somewhere prohibited or, in archaic terms, to do wrong against someone. But over the last few days, I've s…

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Addressing the Overlooked Non-Micropsychiatric Uses for Thiotimoline


A chair specifically designed to but awkward - it has a bowed seat and leans forward at an uncomfortable angle.

One of the (many) problems with AI is that training data usually needs to come from "natural" sources. If you want to emulate human-written text, you need to train something on human-written text. But with the proliferation of cheap and fast AI tools, it is likely that training data will unwillingly become contaminated with AI-written text. In order to prevent the "Habsburg Jaw" effect, I think it would be helpful if publishers could semantically indicate that a work was written by AI. In…

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Book Review: Engraved on the Eye - Saladin Ahmed


Book cover featuring a typical Arabic style mosaic pattern.

This is a modern Arabian Nights. Eight Middle Eastern tales of adventure and magic, infused with a startling modernity. I loved the world-building in this. The creeping horror in some of the tales was offset by the delicious exploration of what it means to inhabit a world with Djinn. Interestingly, it seemed very scripture-heavy to me- with characters reciting little prayers and quoting from the Qur'an. Would I noticed that if the characters were Christians? It shows just how deeply embedded…

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Style your WordPress Atom feed


A nicely formatted RSS feed.

I recently read Darek Kay's excellent post about styling RSS feeds and wanted to do something similar. So, here's my simple guide to styling your WordPress blog's RSS / Atom theme. The end result is that if someone clicks on a link to your feed, they see something nicely formatted, like this: Prerequisites This involves editing your WordPress blog's theme. If you don't know what you're doing, you can mess up your blog. Make sure you take some backups before experimenting on your live…

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LinkedIn supports Schema‎.org metadata


The LinkedIn logo.

I'm a big fan of machine-readable metadata. It's useful for programs which need to extract information from messy and complicated websites. It's always surprising where it turns up. For example, take this post of mine on LinkedIn. If you view the source, you'll see this scrap of linked data: <script type="application/ld+json"> { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "SocialMediaPosting", "@id":…

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Who wrote "The call was short the shock severe"?


Paper clippings from Scottish newspapers.

A few weeks ago, someone uploaded this memorial bench to our site: Photo CC BY-SA from Lewis MacKenzie. It is a perfectly pleasant little memorial poem. I wondered about its origins. A quick search shows that the opening couplet was used on war graves from 1916. But are its origins any earlier than that? One of the problems of trying to search old records - especially newspapers - is that text recognition isn't particularly effective. But the British Newspaper Archive has these examples…

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12,000 comments


Screenshot from the WordPress dashboard showing 12,000 comments have been approved.

I know they say you should never read the bottom half of the web. This blog has existed in one form or other since 2004. Since then, I've approved TWELVE-THOUSAND comments. Most comments - but by no means all - are delightful. People wanting to share their own stories, add something to the discussion, or politely disagree. I moderate heavily. If someone is rude or abusive, their comment isn't published. Unless it's really funny. In all the years of running this site, I've only had to…

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Your phone is probably a CDO


Doctor holding Jackie's phone.

I'm not sure how many people know this, but I thought I'd share something I learned a few years ago when I worked for a mobile phone seller. Most modern smartphones are too expensive for people to purchase outright. At the most extreme end, the iPhone 14 Pro Max costs £1,200. So a typical customer elects to pay £50 per month for 24 months. The customer gets a new phone for a reasonable monthly figure. The phone seller gets a regular monthly payment which helps with their financial f…

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Review: AntiSpam Bee WordPress Plugin


Comment with Japanese text. The email address is for an emergency locksmith, the link goes to a sex-doll emporium.

Someone recently complained that using JetPack's Akismet anti-spam plugin wasn't very privacy friendly. So, because I take every minor complaint as a personal rebuke, I decided to switch to AntiSpam Bee - an open source and local antispam solution. And... it's pretty good! There is the occasional false negative - but not significantly worse than JetPack. Most of the false negatives are from non-English language comments: There are settings so that you can reject comments which aren't in…

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