SAVAGE CABBAGE I want a second opinion. I told my psychiatrist I read 'Zine. He said I should write to B*ckch*t! You sure he was a real psychiatrist?

INSANE GLITTER FREAK For some strange reason, I have always thought Plughole Fantasy is called Ian. Although, I'm not entirely sure why. You mean Plughole's not his real name?

OPINIONATED PIE My friends have now all got mobiles, the bearers of evil. What can I do? Get new friends!