See I’m the kind of girl who you would never see again if you talked to me the way Dawn talked to Eden when they were fighting….its always a movie miracle to see someone get over something that should never be forgiven #FUCKTHATBABY

Hey Theo’s happy and that’s all that matters

True fucking love. Nobody goddamn talk to me

I fear this is hilarious, very arousing and delightful to watch….seeing people say the drug subplot was unnecessary….I say they needed something silly to add some suspense and it worked. Heroin? Yes please! The three main leads? PLEASE GOD PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING GOD PLease PLEASE GOD PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!! Rewatch is imminent as Peter and Michael need to be dissected more #boyfriends

Realizing I locked my keys in my car after viewing is karma for thinking if he was just a little cuter he would be mine

Keep it 💯 Mr. McClane

Watched on Wednesday December 25, 2024.

But I get booed when I say John should have left Holly for Al…. Get any man filthy and dirty and covered in blood and I’m gonna be bricked up

Watched on Tuesday December 24, 2024.

Best most funny most awesome Christmas movie ever. Christmas spirit through the roof!!!

Burgermeister Meisterburger I think…I think I love you

I loved every single second of him punching that reindeer right in the face

Watched on Wednesday December 11, 2024.

That’s not a boy named Björn?

Watched on Monday December 9, 2024.

“I did it” no tf you actually didn’t

Absolute epic waste of this amazing cast (Glinda, Frank, and maeby) like it’s genuinely so insulting that they had all that talent and then shit and pissed all over the script. Totally lacks any Christmas magic but makes up for it when the dads start getting turned on by their teenage daughters.

Watched on Thursday December 5, 2024.

Trust everyone knows how Christmas snow never goes away…so many reviews hating on this shit and it’s killing me.  ITS A TALKING SNOWMAN FROM THE 60s PLEASE

This seriously moved me like so totally went into my mind and stole thoughts and feelings and fears and put them onto the big screen with two incredible funny guys. I do not cry at movies and basically from the beginning I was tearing up…just such real emotion it was wonderful. I felt like I was watching a movie that was specifically made for me, to speak to me. A REAL PAIN FIVE STARS! FUCK THE HATERS! I LOVE YOU JESSE AND KIERAN!

An absolute Christmas classic! Beautiful family and wonderful cheer!  Nephew Fred I’m not gonna lie to you I want your body on mine

Kept waiting for something to happen. At times I was scared what was to come but what never came….

Did not think Alfie was going to blow that boy to bits

So freaking awesome and wonderful!!!  I was like idgaf and then the second the movie actually started playing…CHILLS! Johnathan Bailey you are a beautiful gift to me. There are genuinely no words to describe how touching a musical performance on the big screen can be. Everything came together so brilliantly I’m so happy YALL WON OKAY YOU WON

Gun to my head and this isn’t getting a LOL from me. No hate. It’s a product of its time and by that I mean if I’d seen it when I was younger and dumber then maybe I would have enjoyed it. Uncle rico weird asf.

If I had smile disease I sure as hell wouldn’t be getting near any stage or microphone #FUCKVOSS

This shit got me so turnt. THEYRE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS 😭😭 so fucking good so awesome so brilliantly made.

I’m sorry I have to…CEBAUSE WHY? And thinking about Adam Sandler just in the studio with his boys is fucking killing me bro will do anything #DRACULAIFUCKINGLOVEYOU

Andy samberg and Selena Gomez cutest couple

Watched on Sunday November 10, 2024.

Watched on Sunday November 10, 2024.

Watched on Thursday November 7, 2024.

The know it all narration was so unnecessary if you’re gonna have a movie where a lady literally stops aging please don’t try and make it seem scientific it makes it sound so dumb 😭😭😭 and I simply would never be able to convince myself this girl is the same girl from decades ago like I’d never connect the dots I can’t lie

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Just four unlikely friends cruising around New York City all night long…I LOVE IT! MY Anora would have physically handled Ivan and his mother but whatever. And I was fr worried the entire movie brobro was gonna die WHO CAN RELATE?

The absolute lack of payoff paired with the less than interesting plot of some dumb ass aliens who can die from water adds up to be a big waste of time. I can’t tell yall how long it took me to finish this you wouldn’t be happy with me. Never swing merrill cause wrdgaf.

Cubile Animus shout out

Frank n Farter

Nothing funnier to the scary movie directors than violence against children #WHEREMYMATTYHEADSAT

Actually so bad it broke my heart. I love scary movie and this is not scary movie 😭😭😭 #WHERESCINDY #WHERESBRENDA

My biggest wish is that Kevin Hart can be tall 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Trust if there’s a woman character who wants to be perceived as off putting and an oddball but is in fact just incredibly corny…Jenna’s taking that role #pleasestop #imbeggingyou #nohate

Literally was making me lol so hard

Watched on Friday October 4, 2024.

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ALEX WHEN I GET MY FUCKING HANDS ON YOU OH.  MY GOD if he has zero enemies then I’m dead in the ground. I trusted you man 🤬🤬🤬I compared you to Annabelle husband do you even know how much that means?!?!

Born to give 3.75 stars forced to give 4. Everything was mostly there I think but it lacked something I’ve  been asked to not share publicly. Please respect my wishes at this time.

I need to smoke with shorty and his friends immediately ANNA FARIS PRINCESS OF COMEDY

Watched on Wednesday October 2, 2024.

Had to spend most of it in complete silence it was that bad

In every way this is just a really bad movie but in every way I loved every single goddamn second drew starkey was on screen. I need our bodies on top of each other now

In my head I always remembered a movie where a guy worked for the bill Clinton campaign but I could never remember which one and I truly can’t believe it’s this movie

1. Challengers
2. The First Omen
3. A Real Pain
4. Anora
5. Nosferatu
6. Wicked
7. Longlegs
8. Inside Out 2
9. The Substance
10. Twisters

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• Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
• The Lego Movie
• Open Season
• Open Season 2
• Hotel Transylvania 2
• Zootopia
• Tangled
• Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
• Rio
• The Bob's Burgers Movie

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• It
• Practical Magic
• Batman Begins
• Edward Scissorhands
• Saw VI
• Saw IV
• Hotel Transylvania
• Saw V
• Saw
• Beetlejuice

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

ongoing

1. Saw IV
2. Saw II
3. Saw X
4. Saw V
5. Saw VI
6. Saw
7. Saw 3D

1. Hot Rod
2. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
3. Silver Linings Playbook
4. Despicable Me 2
5. Mamma Mia!
6. Zootopia
7. Tag
8. Horrible Bosses
9. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
10. Horrible Bosses 2

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I flopped so fucking hard I’m sorry

1. Scary Movie 4
2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
3. Scary Movie 3
4. Scared Shrekless
5. Signs
6. Open Season: Scared Silly
7. Scary Movie 5

1. Bottoms
2. Barbie
3. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
4. Poor Things
5. The Iron Claw
6. No Hard Feelings
7. Killers of the Flower Moon
8. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
9. The Little Mermaid
10. Theater Camp

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