• The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    That thang bleeding to the b-, you know what I mean?

    Wocky Slush!

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★★

    The Dance opening might be My favorite opening to a film ever
    ( Yes I saw it again lmao )

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★★½

    Cant believe The C.E.O of sex watches porn at school

    What a champ

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★★

    A love letter to Marvel cinema, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★

    The Punisher vs Jesus : the saving of mommy

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★★

    I love watching Tom Hardy play with himself

    ( dumb and a total mess but like the other two super entertaining and a huge guilty pleasure but it's my least favorite of the 3

    Thank you Eddie and Venom for being the only good thing in these shit Sony spider-man spin offs )

  • Rango

    Rango

    ★★★★★

    I failed no Nostalgic Critic November

  • 9/11

    9/11

    Charlie Sheen from Planet Sheen

  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★★

    What color is a carrot? I think it’s uhh...I think it’s a...I think it’s a carrot. I don’t know about that one...

  • Peacemaker

    Peacemaker

    ★★★★★

    Eagles,raccoons, and trees at this point James Gunn can get me invested in a coffee mug

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

    This movie gave some people fetishes

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★½

    Art the clown is such a good guy!

    He gave that person FREE gender reassignment surgery 😁

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