• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★★

    better names for Harry’s child:
    •Remus Tonks
    •Hedwig Dobby
    •Cedric Diggory II
    •Hagrid

  • Two Night Stand

    Two Night Stand

    ★★★

    wish i could have the privilege to be locked in a room with miles teller for 48 hours

  • Dumplin'

    Dumplin'

    ★★★★★

    So two nights ago I made out with this guy who was way out of my league and I was wearing a crop top. When he had his hands on the bare skin of my sides I pulled them away. He asked why. I literally said “it’s gross. You don’t want to do that” and to literally see this happen in a movie two days after......i fucking sobbed for 20 straight minutes. This film is so important for girls —…

  • Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

    Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

    ★★★

    sam and grace are lesbians

  • Sydney White

    Sydney White

    ★½

    it took me an hour and 15 minutes to realize this is snow white in a college setting and im so disappointed in myself

  • Rumor Has It...

    Rumor Has It...

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this was fucking disgusting. imagine thinking someone was your father and then finding out he isn't and two hours later having sex with him????????

    mark ruffalo deserves better thx bye

  • Definitely, Maybe

    Definitely, Maybe

    ★★★

    i relate to ryan reynolds' character because i too have been in love with isla fisher, elizabeth banks, and rachel weisz.

  • The Night Of

    The Night Of

    ★★★★★

    I hope John Stone is hydrated and his eczema is cured and he is living happily with his cat

  • Starter for 10

    Starter for 10

    ★★★

    y’all ever realize how good james mcavoy is at doing accents?

  • Banana Split

    Banana Split

    ★★

    the writer of this movie is such a coward for not making it gay.

  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

    ★★★★

    I deserve to fall in love with a Greek man in Santorini

  • Two Weeks Notice

    Two Weeks Notice

    ★★★★

    i would fuck hugh grant any time, any place

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