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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2024

Good definitely outweighs the bad here with a ton of cool shit and iconic moments. But holy shit the script was just so bad. Dialogue be damned I guess. I think this was the one that I saw at a midnight release that had a guy on a breathing machine come in that sounded like Darth Vader that had me cackling but it could have been the first one. Either way, I still like more than I dislike here.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 2010

★★★★ Rewatched 11 Dec 2024

Dobby got me again. Can't not cry. Gonna try to flush myself down the toilet instead of drive the 40 minutes to work tonight.

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EXmas 2023

½ Watched 03 Dec 2023

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Just awful. My favorite part was the dad randomly having a heart attack and being home drinking coffee moments later.
Trap 2024

★★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2024

That was so much fun. Hartnett absolutely killed that role. He looked like he was 8 feet tall the whole film and managed to pull off being a super creepy serial killer that is also the protagonist. It had the M Night goofiness that doesn't always work, but I thought was near perfect here. Exceeded my expectations for sure and my wife loved it as well.

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