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Dude Fiddles With iPhone Despite Having Best Seat in the House at Obama Inauguration

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“Wow, this is amazing. I’m bearing witness to a truly historical moment. Hmmm…seems like the perfect time to play a game of Bejeweled on my iPhone.” [NYT Thanks James!]

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